This week we have a Umtailgate do’s and don’ts.  Throughout history, Umtailgate has had many great innovations and some super duper ideas.  However when you have a group as big as ours and with such a long history, undoubtedly there will be some not so good ideas as well.  This weeks example involved two Umtailgate Hall-O-Famers and a hairbrained plan.   These two numbnuts decided to invite a group of cyclers to the tailgate.  Now I have nothing at all against riding bikes, but the last thing anyone needed at the party was a large contingent of middle to old aged men in short pants spandex with at most tank tops up top.  The two Hall-O-Famers were scolded and life went on, but it didn’t make for a great tailgate sight.  So to new comers and veterans alike, our lesson this week is:  Think before you invite!  Now on the other hand if you have a bike like the one below, feel free to ride on in, just lose the spandex please.  There is a fine line people, only the expert Umtailgater knows which side of the line to be on!