Ahhh yes, the 80’s.  The decade that brought us such verbal gems as “gag me with a spoon,” “shitting bricks,” and “fuckin’ A” made a strong appearance on our little section of the golf course on Saturday.  The age of the synthesizer rang in our ears and the girls showed up straight from “the valley” [...]

With just under nine minutes to go in the first quarter, Michigan had scored on their first two drives.  The first was nearly perfect and resulted in a touchdown.  The second, which commenced as a result of a Red Hawk turnover, ended with a 47 yard field goal from Lopata.  After the way things went [...]

In many ways…you wish it actually was the 80’s.  So celebrate the time of Bo, show up tomorrow in some 80’s gear, and be ready for some Duran Duran.  On the morning menu…

Bloody Mary Bar
Andouille Spiked Cheeseburgers
Grilled Jalapeno Poppers

See you there.

Ya, we’re 0-1.  Everything we witnessed on Saturday pointed to a season of struggles.  How does one get by in this era of transition, bad quarterbacks, and out of sync lineman?
Drinking, that’s how.
The tailgate will continue regardless of the outcome on the field, and it will do so with vigor.  So, following the rules of [...]

Youth Wins Out Over Experience
Two weeks ago, TheWolverine.com released their quarterback scouting report. They discussed Matt Gutierrez, the national media’s consensus heir apparent to John Navarre. They discussed Clayton Richard, two-sport star and southpaw, who looked like the number one backup. They also discussed Chad Henne. Expecting to read the phrase “will be red-shrited” I [...]

They’re Not Scared
On Saturday, September 4th, 2004, the Miami of Ohio football team will bring their team to the Big House. And they’ve been here before. In 2001, Redshirt Sophomore quarterback John Navarre took the helm after Drew Henson was wooed by the evil empire. A young phenom named Roethlisberger lined up under center for [...]

Over the Hill: 50 Straight For 2 Tailgaters
Those who stay will be champions. Bubba and Stephan W attended their 50th straight Michigan game on Saturday, enduring what may have been the most boring Michigan victory ever. The Godfather presented several of us with commemorative champagne with personalized labels marking the boys place in history.
Not to [...]

Know Your Enemy
Well, we’re less than a week away. Miami of Ohio, former home for such legends as Woody Hayes, Ara Parseghian, and our own Bo Schembechler, will come to Ann Arbor on Saturday, September 1 for what should be a warm-up game before the Wolverines head to Seattle the following week. Of course, Ohio [...]