The Grass is Always Blue-er
And so it begins. Public address announcer Howard King welcomed thousands into Michigan stadium on Saturday, warming up his pipes for the first three games of the season, all of which will be played at home. The band CD blared over the PA system as we all got our first live [...]

If You’re A Clone
Well, either this update is going to seem great and informative to you, or you’re not going to have any idea what the hell I’m talking about when I tell you I was hanging with Silk Braaaaa and Sean the Cablanasian on Saturday. Jim Rome, host of a syndicated radio show that [...]

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Webmaster’s Log : 6am, Thursday, July 3, 2003
The sun has risen in Ann Arbor, giving the too green artificial turf in Michigan Stadium its alien-like glow. I’m thinking this weekend’s trip might be a mistake. 730 miles to Memphis just to go to the bar? This is crazy. Almost as crazy as the fact [...]

Though they both don the name ‘Cafe’, there is nothing at either ‘Rick’s American Cafe’ or ‘Touchdown Cafe’ that has anything to do with food. They are labelled by Ann Arbor’s 25+ age group as the Kid’s bars, where college coeds go to swill cheap beer, dance to a decent hip-hop and top 40 set, [...]

A stellar weekend with stellar company. Five people headed to sin city, including the Webmaster, Bloomfield, Cindy, Lisa, and newcomer Alpa. It was the weekend of VIP rooms, five-star restaurants, and casino comps, as the dangerous combination of two gamblers and three tantalizing vixens became an unstoppable force in a world where it’s not what [...]

Hurricanes and Hand Grenades
New Orleans is all about survival. Want to pace yourself? You can’t. The fervor of thousands of people that are more drunk than you will instinctively cause you to catch up. Want to relax and hang out in your Bourbon Street hotel room? You can’t. The crowd noise from outside the window [...]

Get Married…Or Tailgate?
UMTailgate’s family congregated once again, as the annual Winter Reunion took place at Fraser’s Pub in the heart of Ann Arbor. Beer, Captain, and fried foods filled the table for the seven hour marathon that included witnessing a dissappointing performance by the Michigan Basketball team.
Throughout the event, I personally received more than my [...]

I Remember
Dateline: Saturday, December 13, 1997.
Michigan took to the court at Crisler Arena to face off against the number one ranked team in the country, the Duke Blue Devils. The Wolverines came back from a 17-point second half deficit and won the game 81-73. As if we knew exactly what we were supposed to do, [...]