So, if you couldn't make your own friends in college and instead paid to have people pretend to like you because you shoved a salt shaker up your butt and drank a gallon of whole milk while standing in a kiddie pool of ice water, you might think this theme is for you and your fratastic or sorostitute friends....but it's not.  We're talking Greek like gyros and Zorba's Coney Island.  Wear your weird letter shirt with a popped collar if you want, but you're just going to get lamb grease all over it.

Expect copious amounts of hash browns for breakfast and feta cheese covered things for lunch.