I’ve always been a little uneasy about the QBForce website.  I remember looking at it for the first time back when Tate was scanning all of his offer letters and posting them on there.  Sure, there are players out there that think they are the shit, and they talk some trash or seem smug or arrogant when talking to the media.  But this whole Brothers McQuarterback dedication site is just a little on the creepy side.  Honestly, it seems to be only about a step away from having a picture of Dad Forcier’s penis emblazoned across the top of it.

As reported on Deadspin, Chris Forcier is transferring from UCLA to Furman.  New coaching staff comes in, quarterback transfers…we know this story.  But what is particularly interesting is the press release is that it is a list of “facts” about Chris, about the UCLA situation, and his desire to wear #7 again like he did in high school.

Fact: I was practice player of the week as a freshman multiple times.

Fact: I want to be part of the “Greatness of Fuhman University” academic’s.

I am really really hoping that the Forcier family is sitting in a room somewhere laughing their collective asses off.  I hope that they are being funny, putting a comedic spin on things.  Because if this is serious, and Chris is as in love with himself as he seems to be…then I would imagine that we’ve got our own version of this problem suiting up on Saturdays in less than 90 days.

Michigan bench warming quarterback turned sensational tight end Jay Riemersma has officially filed to fill Peter Hoekstra’s congressional seat.  He’s running on a platform that he had a great catch against Virginia in the 1995 Pigskin Classic.  Jay retired from the NFL in 2007 after a successful career with the Bills and Steelers, and believe it or not, is still listed in the top 25 for career receptions at Michigan.

Michigan Football could take some lessons from Michigan Basketball with regards to scheduling.  Dylan is reporting that Michigan will play Kansas at Lawrence on Dec 19th.  Nice.  Bill Martin just needs to work on that first football game of 2010 now.

Sometimes real life and tailgate life intersect.  Actually, at this point, perhaps tailgate life IS real life, which, while seemingly depressing to someone outside this group, I assure you it isn’t.  Though we always pine for autumn gatherings, we don’t really live for the tailgate.  What we have found in the group certainly transcends Michigan Football.  Trust me, if we could find a suitable reason to get together every weekend, we would.  And when the joint bachelor-bachelorette party celebrating two of our own was offered up, we came running.  Chicago, Illinois served as the host for the debauchery, and the day included catching the Cubs-Astros from the bleachers at Wrigley, kegs and towers of beers at Red Ivy, and dunkels and shot-skis at Uberstein…followed by some stuff that should never be talked about.  Which wouldn’t matter to me, because I don’t really remember anything after I accosted a bartender for not allowing me to drink from one of the many inviting das boots on the shelf.  Later, I would attempt to uproot a tree, and go “rockstar” on my hotel room, nearly impaling myself on a table leg.  So, ya, it was a good time.  And let me tell you, this is gonna be one hell of a wedding.

Special thanks to FryDaddy and Kelly for putting the entertainment together.

Pictures from the weekend are here.

It’s probably no surprise to you that I am not a big fan of the Michigan Football scheduling lately.  I’m really hoping that they are going to bring a heavy hitter in here to open the Big House in 2010…perhaps agreeing to some kind of interesting home-at-home.  But until that day comes, we have to endure directional Michigan and Delaware State.  Great.

Delaware State made the news today, becoming the first team to lose a game in the 2009 college football season.  In order to get the cash and prizes associated with coming to the Big House…they are forfeiting their previously scheduled game against North Carolina A&T.  Their game with A&T was a CONFERENCE GAME.  We have a team on our schedule that forfeited a conference game to play us.  Christ.

That’s all I’ve got.

Chicago tailgater event going down this weekend…hope to have pictures and more to talk about then.

Yes, I enjoyed my unannounced UMTailgate vacation, thanks.

The phrase “these are the times that try men’s souls” is probably a bit dramatic when used to describe feelings about a football program.  I’m not worried about how much more of this that I can take.  I AM worried about how much more of it YOU can take.  In what is supposed to be the dead period of college football coverage, we still find ourselves trying to defend that which we never thought we would have to.  And it’s difficult.  Because those in the know, regardless of all the external influences and jabs at our psyche, are fighting an internal struggle coming to grips with the idea that this process, this change in philosophy that we once longed for under the vanilla regime, is not going to happen quickly.  That happy ending that you can’t wait to throw back in the face of the naysayers…that’s not happening in 2009.

These realizations have taken the edge off of our Michigan attitudes.  Which, in short, means confidence is low.

The 2008 team took the field, and you had no idea what to expect.  We are 4 months away from the 2009 edition, and we seem to know less.  Western Michigan is staring at me on the schedule, and I am scared that everything could end so quickly with a loss to a directional Michigan team.  App State was strike one, Toledo was strike two, and I don’t know that the fanbase will weather the fallout from a Bronco strike three.  It would take a while, that’s for sure.

But that’s all X’s and O’s…field stuff.  The more pressing problem is perception.  And in a “business” that relies on the fleeting feelings of 16 and 17 year-olds, perception truly is reality.  Here are a few things that have pee’d in our cheerios over the last few weeks…

Greg Paulus: I’m ecstatic that this is over, and ridiculously pissed off that it even started.  Never underestimate the power of ESPN when they have a slow week in sports news.  A handshake-style verbal offer to ride the bench at Michigan morphed into “competing for a starting job” and a scholarship offer that not only did not exist, but under the rules COULD NOT exist.  It was like a shitty game of telephone with a partially deaf participant.  Cue the talking heads…calling the situation a desperate move by RichRod.  They cited the Paulus situation as evidence of just how far we have fallen.  But the truth is that Greg Paulus never threw a ball for us, and he only attended one practice, as an observer three days AFTER the Spring Game.  He was offered nothing, but in the end he probably got what he was looking for…press.

Steven Threet transfers: Didn’t care when it happened…care even less now.  The problem I have is that it happened twice.  I can’t tell you how many people came up to me TODAY to spout off about ANOTHER Michigan transfer.  The confusion was in the fact that he transferred one day, then made his decision on where to transfer on another day months later.  Result:  coverage in all media outlets twice.  You and I know who Steven Threet is, why he transferred, and why it’s not that big of a deal.  The rest of the world thinks that Steve Threet and Tate Forcier are the same person and think that Michigan is down to David Cone at quarterback.

The NFL Draft (or lack thereof): Terrance Taylor and Morgan Trent are the only Wolverines selected, both on day two.  Worst results for the Wolverines since 1994.  First of all, who cares?  It’s one year, and our NFL resume is unparalleled outside of USC and Miami.  But maybe some recruits will look at this and see Michigan as a place where NFL talent is not developed anymore.  Only time will tell.  Let’s not forget that the regime change attrition had something to do with this.  Manningham and Arrington should have been in this class.

The UMASS rumors: In an attempt to keep up with the blogging world, and without a delivered paper 4 of the 7 days a week, it seems that the Freep/DetNews is more apt to throw a story out there than they used to be.  On Monday, Michigan was christening the new stadium in 2010 with UMASS.  On Tuesday, Scott Draper promised something with a little more panache. Which is good, because on the same day (coincidence? I think not) little brother announced a home-at-home with Alabama and West Virginia.  And though neither is on the slate for another five years, it really made us look like a bunch of pussies.

Like I said, this is all perception.  None of this matters when you’re winning.  The problem is that for the first time, we are not.  So cling to the good news…Tate looked good, Harris and Sims are staying, and Justin Boren has swine flu.  OK, I made that last one up, but it would be great, wouldn’t it?

Hang in there, y’all.  There will be tailgates.

The NCAA has released a statement (HT: Freep).  See what we’ve gotten ourselves into?  Stop this madness…

If a student-athlete wants to transfer and immediately compete as a graduate student, the college or university they are transferring to would need to seek a waiver, because in most cases they would have to sit out a year before competing under NCAA transfer rules and would not have any remaining eligibility. One of the factors our members have determined is appropriate for a graduate student waiver is if the transfer is academically motivated.”

Again, I’m not interested…and I still think it’s a very very very big longshot.

We’ve offered.  However, I am a bit confused by this…

Since Paulus did not redshirt for the basketball team, he has one year of eligibility remaining in another sport. And since he will complete his degree in four years, he can go to graduate school elsewhere and compete immediately.

I thought that grad school thing was a one shot deal that had since been revoked by the NCAA.  Maybe I’m wrong?

Anyway, I’m still pretty sure that this won’t happen.  But if it does happen, could this guy really start?  Tate is a Freshman, but will effectively be 6 months ahead of this guy with regards to system exposure.  This whole thing is really weird.  Maybe it’s for competition’s sake.  Maybe Tate needs someone to challenge him and push him.  Or maybe this whole thing is just retarded.

I need a positive outlook…some inspiration…thank the Buckeye loving god I always have Mo to turn to.

Just when you thought we were done with football until Freshman arrival, Michigan made the news by having a point guard visit football practice.  Greg Paulus wants to play football, and after visiting with the Green Bay Packers, he set his sights higher and knocked on RichRod’s door.  Listen, this ain’t gonna happen.  I’m really not interested in player rental, and RichRod shouldn’t be either.  Kinda makes us look desperate.

Rittenburg heard from Jason Forcier, grabbing this quote from a Tate to Jason brotherly phone call:

Tate is not worried about (Paulus’s visit). Colt McCoy can be transferring into Michigan and it wouldn’t faze Tate one bit. He is one of the most competitive kids I know.”

My only hope is that Colt takes the bait and shows up on campus.  I kid, I kid.  He’d have to sit out and stuff.  Then again, Paulus would have to as well, if he could transfer at all, unless he found a work around to reactivate the Ryan Mundy rule.  Looks like Jason Forcier is trying that workaround too.  But he’s never going to play, so can’t he just be a clipboard holding GSA?  Anyway, if you mix Jason’s quote with Tate’s previous quote…

My goal is to be a little bit like Colt McCoy. It’s almost nearly the same size and speed. It’s possible I may have a stronger arm than him.

…you find that the Forcier boys are obviously Colt McCoy fans.  Hook’em horns, eh?

What you missed around the internets while incorporating bacon into your personal life:

• Ollie from Hoosiers once said that progress is “electricity, school consolidation, school remodeling, second farm tractors, second farm cars, hay bailers, corn pickers, grain combines, field choppers, and indoor plumbing.”  Dave Curtis from the Sporting News says that progress is found in “can’t-get-any-worse optimism” which we have plenty of. [Michigan Offense Shows Progress in Spring Game - Sporting News ]
• When in Costa Rica, do as the Costa Ricans do…which is to shoot on site those that try to get pictures of Tom Brady’s wedding. [Boom boom - Boston.com]
• Follow Michigan athletics on Twitter?  Yes! And follow me too.
• Kirk Ferentz is the best coach in the Big Ten?  Maybe.  But it’s #2 and #3 that should really raise your eyebrows. [Ferentz Tops Rodriguez - SI.com]
• I wish this title was referring to basketball.  [History Points to Wolverines rebounding - ESPN.com]
• Just another reason to hate the Yankees.  [Joe Girardi Hearts Jim Tressel - Eleven Warriors]
• January bowl games are becoming a dime a dozen. [Alamo Bowl Joins January Lineup - ESPN.com]