Cheers to Old Notre Dame

Michigan looked inept, scared, and downright awful on Saturday. Chad Henne looked rattled and inaccurate, and bounced passes off of helmets in what could only be classified as a Navarre-esque performance. Steve Breaston continued to fall from his redshirt freshman year peak. Mike Hart played injured and looked like it, right up until he left with further injury aggravation early in the game. The offensive line looked like the constant shuffling has begun to effect them. The offensive playcalling was suspect, and seemed to feature tight ends and fullbacks, instead of our supposed skill position juggernauts. With all of the questions we had coming in to the Notre Dame game, it seemed like we forgot the most important one..."How do we score?" Michigan managed only one touchdown, and that came late, ending the game with both their first home loss and lowest point total in nearly three years.

Michigan was not Michigan on this day. They folded under the pressure of the game, and fell apart in the red zone. The fans were classless, specifically the student section, whose frustration erupted late in the game in the form of the throwing of trash onto the field. You couldn't help but be a bit embarrassed as a Michigan fan. Your team, ranked #3, folding against a far inferior opponent, while your fans made you look like something out of East Lansing.

Optimism?

There are still 9 games remaining on Michigan's schedule, 10 if you are optimistic enough to guarantee a bowl game. There is room to improve, get better, play with a chip on your shoulder, etc. The march towards a National Championship is not over. We haven't even played a game that counts towards our chance for a three-peat as Big Ten Champions. But it's tough to think about any of those things when your team looks so horrible. It feels almost exactly like a year ago, when Michigan fell to Notre Dame and looked just as bad. We managed to move forward then, with a less experienced and less touted team, and we will move forward now.

All the Big Ten's big boys fell this week, with Iowa losing to Iowa St., and Ohio St. falling to Texas. So maybe we should all stop listening to the idiots that make the predictions before a game is played and concentrate on the game in front of us...um...like the big one this weekend against Eastern Michigan. A loss to the Eagles would mark the biggest fall in the history of college football, from #3 in the country to #2 in Washtenaw County. The trouble is, there is no question in my mind that we have significantly more talent than Eastern...I'm just not confident that we won't be outcoached.

Wow, We Can Tailgate

The tailgate once again far outshined the game. It was one of the largest crowds we've ever had, and it was easily the biggest spread of food we've ever had, with tons of Irish Themed delights from several tailgaters filling our 60 feet of table space.

Next Week's Theme

Next week's theme is Eagle Barbeque Picnic. More of an open barbeque theme, but with a slight lean towards eagle...er, I mean chicken.

New Faces, New Team, New Season

 If it were possible to recreate the atmosphere that surrounds a Michigan Football Saturday, I'd do it everyday. I'd take all of the seats out of my car and pack it to the hilt. I'd set up the tent, the camp kitchen, the grills, and the fryer. And I'd invite everyone over to eat lunch food for breakfast, and breakfast food for lunch, and have them wash it down with alcohol at an hour that would make any self-respecting human cringe. But it wouldn't be the same. You can't simulate the anticipation of the game. It's the game that gathers us together, and it's the tailgate that brings us together.

There are countless things that go into a great tailgate. The level of preparation and participation is just as important as great food and great drinks. The way our tailgate comes together each week always amazes me. There always seems to be enough food, enough drinks, and enough decorations. Everybody contributes, and we work well together...which means we also play well together. And the rewards far outweigh the work. Each year, new faces emerge, joining us in our little corner of the golf course, adding to the size of our group. They bring with them new ideas, unique personalities, and family recipes. They start out as strangers, but find themselves quickly welcomed into a group of people that remember that, at one time or another, they were strangers too.

Then We Celebrate

At around noon, we honored our two tailgaters that attended their 100th straight home-and-away Michigan game, Bubba and Stephen. Hall of Famers Captain Michigan and the Godfather gave the induction speeches and presented awards. An amazing feat that deserves great recognition...Congratulations to Bubba and Stephen on their induction into the Century Club and the UMTailgate.com Hall of Fame.

And Michigan Dominates

The Michigan offense piled up 447 yards of offense, including a 20-31, 227 yard performance from QB Chad Henne and a 117 yard game from RB Mike Hart en route to a 33-17 thrashing of Northern Illinois. The Michigan defense did allow over 400 yards of Husky offense, but covered it up by forcing 5 turnovers at opportune times. Alot of work needs to be done, and if Lloyd Carr's Monday press conference is any indication, the defense will be seeing some personnel changes before ND on Saturday.

New Breed of Husky

Here We Go

It was a home-at-home series that took the Wolverines and UMTailgate.com to the great northwest in 2001. The Wolverine defense didn't allow a touchdown there, yet Washington still managed to score 23 points en route to a 23-18 upset of the Wolverines. UMTailgate.com's traveling squad looked on in disappointment while continuing to digest mass quantities of some of the best salmon in the world and marveling at what may be one of the most beautiful views in all of college football, Union Bay.

A year later in 2002, Michigan opened the season with Washington at home, and Philip Brabbs connected on a last second field goal to give the Wolverines a 31-29 victory. This after he and Troy Nienburg had combined to miss three field goals earlier in the game.

The Washington Huskies took a turn for the worse after that, going 14-21 since that field goal, including a 1-10 mark last year.

This season marks the arrival of a new breed of Husky into the Big House, as the Wolverines will start their 2005 campaign against the Huskies of Northern Illinois. And right now, the Huskies of the MAC just might be better off than their PAC-10 counterparts in Seattle. Coming off of a 9-3 season that included a Silicon Valley Classic bowl victory, the Huskies are no stranger to big games and big teams. Their recent past includes knocking off Alabama in Tuscaloosa and Maryland in College Park. The Huskies would like nothing more than to add "Michigan in Ann Arbor" to that list.

And We Tailgate

A note to those making the trip to the coveted corner for the game: This week's theme is our traditional first game theme, the Luau. On tap for the seven hour festival is pork loin, back ribs, pulled pork, coconut shrimp, cheesy potatoes, lots of alcohol, and I am sure a bunch of other stuff. So bring a dish to pass or some drinks, as well as leis and coconuts, and we’ll see you there.

The Century Club

It was New Year's Day 1997. Michigan, coming off of an enormous 13-9 upset of the #2 Ohio State Buckeyes, laid an egg in the Outback Bowl in Tampa against the Alabama Crimson Tide. Back in Michigan, a young Stephen and Bubba watched the game...on TV. Not a really significant fact, unless you know them and have been lucky enough to tailgate with them. Since that game, Stephen and Bubba have not missed a single Michigan football contest. To this point, they have attended 99 straight games, and on September 3rd, 2005, they will be the first to be named to the UMTailgate.com Century Club for their 100th straight game. I can't begin to tell you the financial, physical, and mental commitment needed to keep this type of streak going...along with patient wives and families.

To honor their commitment, Stephen and Bubba will be the 6th and 7th tailgate members to be inducted into the UMTailgate.com Hall of Fame. Congratulations go out to them in advance. It has been an honor and a privilege for me to have traveled with them since 1999.

Oh Captain, My Captain

Anthony Carter in 1982, Walter Smith in 1994, and now Jason Avant in 2005. Avant joins a rare and elite group of Michigan wide receivers that were named captain by their peers. Joining him from the defensive side is Pat Massey, a defensive tackle who had a career high in tackles last year and blocked two field goals.

Fan Day Outshined By Ebay

They came from far and wide to visit the beloved Wolverines. Some drove hours just to get an up close glimpse of their gridiron heroes, or perhaps walk on the field that plays host to the greatest college football team of all time. Children walked around bright eyed and excited, perhaps even a little scared to meet the giant men in the blue uniforms. Parents took pictures as their kids politely asked for autographs from the boys whose four month war with a Rosy goal would begin with a battle in just seven short days. But that was just about 25% of the crowd on hand.

With all the class of plaid-panted used car salesmen, the autograph hunters, some with four or five full size helmets in hand, scurried around the field, filling the autograph lines that otherwise would be filled by fans, all in the name of Ebay. The session was to begin at 10:30am, with the gates to be opened at 10am. By the time I entered the Big House at 10:15am, the field was full of people, and the lines to Henne, Hart, and Carr were so long that there was no point in even making an attempt. Freshmen were slightly more accessible, though the crowd around Kevin Grady was impenetrable, showing that both fans and businessmen are buying into the hype of #3.

Never has an event at Michigan stadium been more poorly run. A venue that plays host to 110,000 people every weekend had enormous trouble handling 10,000. They let people only enter through gate 1 near Crisler, and attempted to force them all the way around to the opposite side of the field to gain access to it, resulting in a mass exhibition of people jumping onto the field, completely negating any attempt of mob organization by the staff on hand. But you can't blame the staff. There is no doubt that the planners of this event grossly underestimated the arriving crowd and the amount of people they would need to coral it.

At around 11:30am began the pouring rain. Those who had spent over an hour and a half waiting for just one autograph were turned away with nothing as the team was ushered off the field through the tunnel. Then, as thousands stood in a downpour, they closed off the tunnel exit with no explanation, forcing many to stand in a bottleneck of people and endure the soak. They began to let a few people through as time passed, first the elderly and those with small children, before finally, after the worst of the rain had passed, they let everyone through. In short, they closed the entrance that they forced everyone into to start they day, making everyone find an alternate exit from the field, which was on the opposite side from where most parked.

People were angry. Some cussed out the staff…staff that was just following orders and seemed to realize the ridiculousness of the situation as much as the people attempting to get out of the rain. Eventually everyone escaped the Big House unscathed, yet wet, and with a bad taste in their mouths about a frustrating experience.

There were some bright spots on this rainy day. Though his players were ushered from the playing surface very quickly, head coach Lloyd Carr never moved, signing autographs for those willing to endure the rain to catch a moment with the nation's 5th leading active coach in winning percentage. I took a moment to catch up with my favorite section 30 security guy Dan before finally making my way up the stairs and out of the Big House. Outside, in the pouring rain, freshman Antonio Bass was all alone signing autographs for fans that took turns holding umbrellas over him. He may not be the best wideout in his class, but I have no doubt he is the one with the most class.

 

Michigan Wins the National Championship

For those that don't know me all that well, I love video games...and I love football. The NCAA Football series by EA sports has brought these two things together in perfect harmony for years and years, going back to the Sega Genesis in the dorms of the University of Michigan ten years ago. Since the inception of UMTailgate.com, I have done a preview of the Wolverines upcoming season based on the game, not with me at the helm, but with the computer playing the computer as to not involve any human skills or bias. For the past few years, this simulation has been done on the Xbox.

I simulate the entire NCAA football season, game by game, and I always take the first run simulation as the prediction, first posting on UMTailgate.com the season record and bowl destination, then following up each week with the Xbox predicted score for that game in the week before it actually takes place. Each year, the Xbox is eerily close in predicting the record, having never been off by more than one game, and often picking the right bowl and even the bowl opponent. Trust me, I want it to tell me that Michigan is going undefeated and winning the National Championship each and every year that I do it. As I progress through the simulation, it kills me when the Wolverines lose...but I move on, play it out, looking for an honest answer from the number crunching football mirror on the wall. Never has it answered back "Michigan...Michigan is the fairest of them all." Until today.

Now, it wasn't all roses on the way to the Rose Bowl, with several close calls in a National Championship season that resembled the Buckeyes ugly run of 2002. But it was a 3rd consecutive Big Ten Championship and National Championship nonetheless.

Not surprising was the Wolverines Rose Bowl opponent, USC, but it was surprising that they were #2 in the BCS, while Michigan was #1. It was a season riddled with losses for top teams, and Michigan was not undefeated, but one-defeated. But at the end of the season, Michigan was the only team with only one loss, and garnered all of the first place votes from both the coaches and media poll.

The Wolverines were led by Lamar Woodley and Pierre Woods on a defense that grabbed player of the game honors in 4 out of 12 games, including the Rose Bowl. On offense, Chad Henne to Jason Avant became Michigan's calling card, with both in the top five on the Heisman watch list for most of the season.

The top five in the Big Ten includes (in order) Michigan (11-1), Purdue (9-3), Minnesota (9-3), Iowa (9-3), Ohio State (7-5). Just looks crazy enough to maybe be right.

Game by game scores will come as the season progresses. For now, I gotta run, because the virtual parade down State St. should be starting soon. Enjoy!

Back To The Real World

The Wolverines came up big in the polls again, coming in at #4 in the AP. This keeps the streak alive for Michigan, who has been in every AP poll for the last 6 seasons, and holds the active record for most appearances in the AP poll, with 712, entering the 2005 season.

Come Back Soon

Along with coverage of the Michigan Fan Day at the Big House next week, be sure to log on to get more information about the first game against Northern Illinois, theme information, and a special report on the upcoming UMTailgate.com Hall of Fame and Century Club inductions. Should be an exciting year.

 

How Bad Are We?

As the prognosticators stake their claim on the 2005 football season, Michigan again gets the dubious honor of being highly touted and highly doubted. It's tough not to rank us in the upper echelon of this year's teams, because you don't want to be the guy caught leaving Michigan out of your top 10 when they make a play for a Big Ten three peat. But it seems you need also to take shots at them to cover yourself if they fold. This is definitely a deja vu moment for Michigan followers, who see similar reports every year. A bridesmaid since 1997, the Michigan Wolverines have done nothing to impress the national media, who live in a what-have-you-done-for-me-today world.

Forgotten is our nation leading run of 30 straight bowl games, the longest in the nation. By the way, in the 31st, 32nd, and 33rd years we had a combined record of 30-2, screwed by the Big Ten on several levels including keeping us from the Rose Bowl by way of a shady vote, and not letting any team go to any other bowl game other than the Rose.

Forgotten is our run in the national polls, not falling out of the top 25 since October of 1998, by far the longest run in the nation.

Forgotten is our history, our tradition, and the way we have usurped Notre Dame as the greatest college football team of all-time.

Forgotten is coach Lloyd Carr, who is 5th among active coaches in winning percentage, just barely behind Bobby Bowden, and ahead of Joe Paterno, Lou Holtz, and Mack Brown.

More recently, forgotten is that last year we replaced a senior quarterback and Heisman trophy runner-up running back with two true freshman in what could only be classified as a rebuilding year...on our way to a second consecutive Big Ten Championship. Going back-to-back is feat rarely accomplished by any team in the Big Ten, other than Michigan. And while the second championship was a tie, the team we tied with (Iowa) suffered a 30-17 loss in the Big House.

Forgotten is Michael Hart, the Big Ten's leading rusher that didn't play until week 3, and ran for 200+ yards in three consecutive games.

It seems that the banter that is tossed about is about how we are "worse off", and everyone else is "better off". While Chad Henne and Michael Hart are poised for Sophomore slumps, and we can't recover from the loss of Braylon Edwards, there's no doubt about the definite improvement in Drew Stanton and Drew Tate. And Iowa, who didn't have a single player rush for over 227 yards, was last in the Big Ten (11th) and 116th out of the 117 Division I teams in rushing will be a force to be reckoned with. No sophomore slump for Ted Ginn, who is perfection personified, and will score a touchdown every time he touches the ball.

Texas is a national powerhouse. Clearly worlds better than our Wolverines. But if a field goal had twisted just a bit more at the end of the 2005 Rose Bowl, would the world even know who Vince Young is?

So the pundits post predictions (that's called alliteration) and we summarily post them on the message board. They talk of heart, drive, paper champions that can't get "off the paper." We're not hungry. We're not driven. We're spoiled, over-recruited athletes. But these same idiots also claim that we will win the Big Ten, the consensus best conference, for the third consecutive year.

I only know what I know, and it's not based on statistical analysis, positional matchups, or coaching styles. Michigan will have somewhere between zero and three losses, that's 0,1,2, or 3, which in my gorilla math equates to a 25 percent chance that I'll be celebrating victory in Pasadena on January 4th. But with 23 days to go until life begins again, I think I just might be getting ahead of myself. I'll leave the business of making predictions to the idiots.