On Tuesdays, Those Who Can't Do, Link...7-18-2011

  • Tomorrow, the guy you would have sold your soul to get to lead us is going to be featured on HBO's Real Sports talking about the coming NFL season and skipping over us to face off against his brother Thanksgiving weekend...the same weekend we play the cheaters.  It airs at 10pm on Tuesday.  AnnArbor.com
  • Oh Jim, it seems they always knew you weren't on the up and up.  Someone's got to pay for this...and you know who I think it will be?  Every single last one of you cheating bastards.  The hammer is coming.  Washington Post
  • And in traditional Ohio fashion, the Ohio High School Football Coaches Association are banding together to wear white shirts and ties for the first game of the season (USAToday Link).  What a tremendous message this will send to the youth.  It seems they want to honor Jim for all of the great things he did for Ohio football.  Somehow, they have taken his obvious ploy to get a leg up in recruiting as some type of philanthropy.  And I am so sick of hearing about all the great charitable things he's done.  He's supposed to do that.  He's basically a lotto winner.  Just know that he has never given like Glick, Lloyd or Charles, or even Braylon
  • The battle isn't over for Austin Hatch, so keep him in your prayers.
  • There's a great article in the freep on former Michigan basketball player Chris Young.  Chris is an amazing guy that I was lucky enough to spend some time with during his time here at Michigan.  He worked hard and played hard on and off the court.  Absolute class guy.  Also, best bachelor party I've been to (aside from maybe Bubba's).

Foreward Forward

Fall camp starts in three weeks.  Real stuff.  Lost in the shuffle of all of us lining up, puckered up, to smooch the ass of the new man in charge (and yes I am every bit as guilty as anyone),  is the fact that there will be games this year.  THIS year.  And while it seems that Coach Hoke and our assistants have a knack for recruiting, it's important to remember that not one of those players will be participating in the inaugural season of "meet the new boss, same as the 2007 boss."  

But ya, the future, at least on paper (provided by some dudes that like to rate young boys on a scale from one to five) is bright from an incoming talent perspective.  

In addition, as I've indicated before, Hoke looks like Michigan football, Hoke talks like Michigan football, I'm guessing he even has the smell of Michigan football on him, which I imagine as a cross between musty leather helmet and wet Wolverine fur.  He also points very well.  In short, he is a great figurehead for the program.  In many ways, he has already won.  From SI...

Brady Hoke has yet to coach his first game at Michigan, but so far he can seemingly do no wrong. Over the past several months, the Wolverines' maize-and-blue-bleeding coach has won over a whole bunch of initial skeptics by hiring an acclaimed coaching staff and dominating the recruiting trail. Unlike doomed predecessor Rich Rodriguez, who engendered a whirl of controversy before he ever coached a game at Michigan, the former Lloyd Carr assistant has said all the right things at all the right press conferences and alumni functions.

With a very moderate amount of success, Hoke would quickly become the face and voice of this program, something that RR's slight southern twang would have never allowed.  So the question, the one that will remain unanswered until the boys touch the banner, is "if it recruits like a coach, points like a coach, talks like a coach, and looks like a coach...can it coach?"

I hope so.  

I hope a lot of things.  

I hope that Hoke is an absolute football genius...Mattison too.  It's going to take a genius to sort out this mess of players and systems.  

I hope that we aren't returning to a time where the finest athletes arrive on campus, get a step slower every year, and leave without ever reaching their potential.  

I hope that we don't sit on 10 point leads in the 3rd quarter with ball-control three-and-outs just waiting for the other shoe to drop.

I hope we find a kicker.  Hoke promised Bubba personally that we'd have a kicker, and that it wouldn't be Denard.

Hope.  Hoke.  Now go make some puns.

Tailgate stuff started today, which means I've begun the slow and deliberate process of turning my family room and kitchen into a garage and catering venue.  I've been working on the themes (yes, this is a dictatorship now), but there are still some kinks to work out, namely with the Notre Dame game.  How do you have a theme that is prolific enough to last 13 hours?  And while were at it....how are any of us going to last 13 hours?  I'm taking suggestions / requests / etc...and yes I'm just humoring most of you and making you feel like you're involved.

All of that being said, Western Michigan, the first game of the season and the first tailgate of the season, will be The Luau.  

Western Michigan, September 3rd 2011, 3:30pm: The Luau

There we go, you're good until September 10th now.

Also, I'd be remiss not to congratulate Desmond on his induction into the College Football Hall of Fame.  A much deserved honor for one of the classiest guys around.

More coming?  More coming.  We're back I swear.

GO BLUE! 

 

A Worthy Adversary, A Hated Rival...A Cheating, Two-Faced, Classless Asshole

Jim Tressel arrived in Columbus with a bang, levying the halftime of a basketball game to present a prognostication.  A prognostication that we as Michigan fans scoffed at.  We owned them then.  No 1AA coach was going to come in here, incite us, point at us, guarantee a win a year in advance, and pretend to understand this rivalry.  But he did.  He understood what Michigan vs. Ohio State was all about.

And he won...often.

I remember 2002 vividly, the first loss I experienced live in Columbus, as John Navarre turned it over twice in the final minute and the Scarlet and Grey clad fans rushed the horseshoe field.  And I watched a month later as they snatched victory from the jaws of defeat (with a little help from the refs) against a far superior Miami squad, claiming a National Championship, and anointing Maurice Clarett as a hero.

Maurice Clarett was the cornerstone of that team.  He also made quite possibly the most important play of that National Championship game, forcing a turnover as a defender after an interception.  

But Maurice Clarett was ineligible that season.  That's a fact I have believed for a long time.  With the current allegations, I don't believe that is a question anymore.  And he's the one we know about.  What about the others?  In a November 2004 ESPN the magazine article, Clarett claimed he got free use of cars, bogus grades, no-show jobs, and cash from boosters.  His claims were dismissed by OSU.  They used the fact that Clarett was unstable (which he certainly was) and untrustworthy to counterattack his claims.  But what about now?  Clarett said Tressel made the requests to the car dealers to give him the loaners he drove around campus.  Are we still supposed to dismiss these claims?  

This is a man that according to a former assistant rigged raffles to get bigger recruits all the prizes at camps.  A man that not only knew about the trading of memorabilia for cash and tattoos, but actually signed an item that was used in such a deal.

In 2006, Michigan and Ohio State played in Columbus, ranked #1 and #2, both undefeated.  Bo Schembechler passed away the night before.  It was an emotionally charged day for everyone.  I remember the fans being nice to us on the road for the first time, though I later found out it took a million dollar public service campaign to remind them to stop being assholes.  I remember losing.  I remember crying.  I remember the sea of scarlet filling the field again.  And now I wonder how many players were on the field for the Buckeyes that drove home that night in "loaner" cars.  How many of them had sold things?  How many of them traded "stuff" for tattoos? 

How many of them were ineligible?

It's not fair.  It can never be fixed.  You can't restore what we lost that night, or over that decade.  You can't give us that shot at Florida in the National Championship game.  You can't fix what you tarnished, the disrespect you showed college football, the disrespect you showed Bo.  It can't be remedied through petty sanctions, bowl probation, or lost scholarships.  

And the way they dominated us the past few contests, using a quarterback that I wanted to wear maize and blue, a quarterback that is now under personal investigation and has likely put on a Buckeye uniform for the last time...

You owe ME.  I left my heart and soul in Columbus so many times.  Its almost as if there should be a class-action lawsuit for pain and suffering.

Everything you have accomplished is in question.  And while I would appreciate it if they took everything away from you on paper, that won't be enough.  The punishment will never fit the crime.  Even now, after a couple of days pass, people will forget about the SI article, and we won't hear about this again until the August report from the NCAA.  Time will fix this for YOU, but not for ME.

But I will take solace in the fact that win or lose, we did it right, and we have brought in someone that is the definition of integrity to continue that tradition.

Woody Hayes went out in a horrible fashion, striking an opposing team's player after he made an interception.  But that was Woody.  A short-tempered crazy football genius whose emotions got the best of him on the playing field.  At least you knew what you were getting with Woody.

Tressel used philanthropy as a cover up.  He was portraying a completely different persona to the public.  In the media's eyes he was the senator, the sweatervest, the classy coach from Columbus, molding men, being a father figure to those who needed it, giving back to the community, Ohio's greatest son.  But behind the scenes he was a "win at all costs" kind of guy.   A shady, back-door dealing scheister, cheating kids, cheating the system, and cheating history.  

Says the former colleague, who asked not to be identified because he still has ties to the Ohio State community, "In the morning he would read the Bible with another coach. Then, in the afternoon, he would go out and cheat kids who had probably saved up money from mowing lawns to buy those raffle tickets. That's Jim Tressel."

Was he a good coach?  Probably, but he always had the best players...the best that money could buy.  And that will be his legacy, at least for a while.

I Swear This Blog Isn't Closed

Remember me?  

Ooof.

I write here, occasionally, which is a sad state of affairs for such a high level and classy URL.  UMTailgate.com deserves better, even if it is May.  I mean, we are a mere 105 days from football.  That's not very much time.  And there's so much to catch up on since the last meaningful post here that there's really no point in dwelling on the past.  

So let's move forward shall we?

Lloyd Carr will be Michigan's 6th coach to be inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame...so pretty much every Coach except Mo and RichRod are in the Hall.  I had the honor of crashing the Griese-Hutchinson-Woodson Golf Outing party last Saturday.  [BLATANT SELF PROMOTION ALERT]  Did a lot of palm pressing, and a lot of man-on-man jersey chasing.  Definitely hugged it out with A-Train like we were long lost brothers.  Might have overstepped the personal space of Jalen Rose, but he'd never say anything as he is quite possibly the most gracious and outwardly nice celeb you'll ever run into.  Tailgater Tarek was with me, and we were able to speak to Coach Carr for a bit after breaking the ice with the classic "hey! we're from Riverview too" move.  Coach is getting to be old, but he's still all there, and he's becoming the Bo figure for this era of Michigan Football.  His legend continues to grow, no matter how you might feel about his waning years as coach, and his induction is well deserved.

Things are really happy around here now.  It was all smiles.  These guys are 100% behind Brady Hoke.  I think Amani Toomer was on campus for the first time since he played his last game here.  Rifts with Lloyd and not wanting any part of the Rodriguez debacle kept him away, but now he's back for Brady.  Everybody is back for Brady.  Maybe they weren't here the way they should have been for RichRod, maybe the lack of support made for a no-win situation for him and his staff.  But I can't think about what I wanted or what could have been anymore.  Michigan has never been more Michigan than it is right now, and Hoke's team hasn't even seen the field.  It's in the atmosphere on campus.  It's evident in the recruiting.  

Everything is going back to the way it was, good or bad.  

This team has to know its importance...this season's importance.  Eight home games.  Ohio State reeling....

...Nebraska arriving.  Sparty looking to make it 4 in a row.  Notre Dame under the lights.

Ya, so I hovered around the Heisman Trophy Winner and current Super Bowl Champion cornerback like a 5 year old.  The man that covered 2/3 of the field on every play for Michigan in 1997.  The man that almost single handedly put Carr in the Hall.  I waited for the right time, nearly 2am, and then...

Ya, that's a big smile.  It's OK to have heroes at 34 isn't it?

Here's to building a new set of heroes in 3 months...

GO BLUE.

My Friend Craig

You never know what the appropriate forum is for a situation like this,  but I think I've always treated UMTailgate.com as more of a tailgate family album than an actual website for public consumption.  So with that, there's this...

 

Craig Wagoner will always be one of my favorite tailgaters.  If you've been to the tailgate, you may not know his name, but you definitely know Craig.  He's the guy with the ponytail.  He's the guy that's always smiling...always having a good time.  He's one of the most genuinely nice people you'll ever meet.  For the last several years, I have had the honor of calling him my friend.  

Craig has been a regular tailgater with the group for many years, long before I called it home on Saturdays in the fall.  And in addition to being an always-active participant in tailgate themes and food preparation, Craig brought an ample dose of personality to our group.

While battling cancer this off-season, Craig had been planning for a while to get healthy enough to get to the Spring Game.  Leading up to the game a couple weeks ago, we had heard that he was indeed going to make it out for it.  With that in mind, our group gathered, braved the weather and set up shop in anticipation of seeing Craig...decidedly more important than actually going to that 90 minute "practice."  But Craig had a setback the night before, and ended up unable to make it.  Before leaving the tailgate to head over to the game, we grouped together in a circle and called Craig on the phone.  I told him to keep fighting and that we'd see him in the fall.  He told me to expect him to be there Labor Day weekend.  

We all got to talk to him.  I like to think we cheered him up that day.  And we all got a chance to say goodbye.

Craig passed away on Easter Sunday.  He will be missed more than he ever could have known.  Thoughts and prayers go out to his family...from his tailgate family.

Visitation is this Wednesday, 4/27/11, from 2pm to 4pm, and from 6pm to 8pm.  

The funeral is Thursday at 11am.

J Kevin Tidd Funeral Home
811 Finley Dr.
Albion, Mi. 49224-9712