Aaaaaaaaaaaand Done

​Wisconsin 51, Michigan 34. At the half? No. End of game. End of season.

34

34

34...cue wikipedia...

34 is the ninth distinct biprime and has four divisors including unity and itself. Its neighbors, 33 and 35 also are distinct biprimes having four divisors each, and 34 is the smallest number to be surrounded by numbers with the same number of divisors as it has. It is also in the first cluster of three distinct biprime, being within; 33,34,35, the next such cluster of biprimes is; 85,86,87. It is the ninth Fibonacci number and a companion Pell number. Since it is an odd-indexed Fibonacci number, 34 is a Markov number, appearing in solutions with other Fibonacci numbers, such as (1, 13, 34), (1, 34, 89), etc.

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34 is also:

• the traffic code of Istanbul, Turkey


• a song by Dave Matthews Band, titled "#34"


• the magic square puzzle in the 1970s 34 Skidoo


• part of the title of the 1947 movie Miracle on 34th Street, remade in 1994


• the number of the French department Hérault


• the code for international direct-dial phone calls to Spain


• the lucky number of Victor Pelevin's protagonist Stepan Mikhailov in the novel "Numbers", published as part of DTT(NN) [Dialectics in Times of Transition (from Nowhere into Nothing)]


• in the book The Count of Monte Cristo, 34 is Edmond Dant's prisoner number.


• an internet subculture joke, rule 34, which states: "If it exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions.", meaning that any fiction or nonfiction has had an erotic drawing/parody made of it.


• the number worn by famous baseball player David Ortiz."


• American football player Walter Payton's number

How dare they leave off Hayes Grooms.