The Luau Pictures: Michigan 30, Fresno State 10

Better late than never. Either I’m motivated / demotivated by Michigan’s performance on the field, or I’m magical and my motivation / demotivation directly affects the football program. Just in case I’ll try to do better. Tremendous tailgate, great to see old friends, and somberly celebrate a couple of folks we lost in the off-season. I’d say “onward!” but the next one is a real steamy pile of Bevo dung. More stuff here on the game page.

Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations - Michigan 52, Minnesota 10

Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. A man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit -- ever. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote. - Carl Spackler

Tremendous day in the Twin Cities, with a Nook lunch and a Malcom Yards takeover pregame, followed by complete domination on the field. Traveling fam was strong.