Spinning Spring

​Down.  Dead.  That's the story that sells the papers, the magazines, or has them clicking stories on the internets.  Michigan's fall from grace is a happy tale for those outside of the fanbase.  Many have been waiting a lifetime for this moment, pining for a chance to throw back into the face of a Michigan fan their years of pent up frustration.  3 and 9.  It's akin to getting a handshake with one hand while getting a middle finger with the other as casual acquaintances that know your allegiance but barely know you give you the "Hey, how you been?!?  What's up with Michigan football, huh?!?"  And each transfer, for better or worse, is met with some sort of glee.  "Hey!  Saw that (insert quitter here) transferred to (insert Big 12 school here).  What's happening to that program, huh?  Bo must be rolling over in his grave."  They don't really want answers.  They really don't care.  They just want to keep poking you with that stick.  At 3 and 9...there's nothing you can say.  "We'll be back." is simple enough, but citing evidence outside of the elusive stats of Rich Rod's 2nd year at other institutions is a difficult task.  Plus, we're not sure we believe it ourselves.

But on one sunny Saturday afternoon, the believers and non-believers alike gathered to catch a glimpse of the uncertain future, hoping for some good news.  A new quarterback that just 3 years ago didn't have a driver's permit appears to be leading this offense, and showed flashes of brilliance against a defense that by Spring Game rules was barely allowed to touch him.  He did throw some good balls, and showed a decent pocket presence.  He seemed to make decent decisions with regards to running when the line collapsed around him.  Whether he can actually elude a hit...or more importantly take a hit...remains in question.  What is not in question is his athletic ability, which seems to be a significant upgrade from what we saw last year.  Put simply, in a vacuum, Forcier throws a better ball, is faster, and is more agile than either option we saw a year ago.  But making assumptions that he will be better come gameday are probably premature.  He saw a lot of action against a second team defense, the second team of the Big Ten's worst defense and the worst defense in Michigan history.

Outside of quarterback, everything else was equally tough to judge, which is to say it was tough to judge positively.  Special teams?  Meh.  Kicking game?  Ugh.  We have no placekicker, and even Zoltan had the shanks.

But there was a positive...one that shined with certainty...and that was the event as a whole.  People came in droves to tour the locker room, see past heroes play a game of flag football, and to watch the Maize face the Blue under the pretense of hope.  Say what you want about the new regime, they created the hype necessary to pull off a successful event using tools that were previously reserved for the spreading of viral YouTube videos.  Facebook, Twitter, and the like are now a part of Michigan Football.  The old folks will have to adjust to the era of social media like a previous generation adjusted to forward pass.  In the end, with a little help from mother nature by way of a beautiful Spring day, 50,000+ made the pilgrimage to the Big House.  And that's a good thing.  It spawned a spattering of good press,  which while possibly counter-productive depending on how big Tate's head gets, still was the first positive press to make it's way out of Ann Arbor since Michigan's 20-point 4th quarter dispatched of the Badgers on September 27th.

2009 UMTailgate.com Tournament Challenge Winners!

​Congratulations to this year's winners!

1st - Jeff Edwards- coworker...though he does very little work

2nd - Aaron Shemon - coworker and regular UMTailgater...he's the guy with the beer pong table

3rd - David DeMaggio - long lost cousin who has been in the winner's circle before!

Thanks to everyone for their participation, and we'll see you at the tailgate!

Please Exit the Bandwagon in an Orderly Fashion

​My biggest concern is what the State of Michigan will do now that Michigan State choked like a bitch in the championship game.  Poverty, homelessness, joblessness...they were all coming to an end.  The bad economy was to be carried out on the shoulders of Tom Izzo and some dude from Bosnia, but now our woes will continue.  Why?  Because somebody decided to embrace this "Michigan State is saving the world" bullshit, and forgot that there was a basketball game to play.

Ha ha, I couldn't be happier.

The press wanted this to be bigger than what it was.  Izzo and East Lansing took the bait, and set several championship game records of futility.

And for the Michigan fans that decided to Go Green for the weekend, I will chalk it up to you latching on to a winning team with some type of close proximity to where you live, to the fact that maybe you know a Sparty or are friends with a Sparty, or that you got lucky with one of the prostitutish coeds during your formative years.  I believe that you wouldn't have even blinked if they were ousted in the first round, in fact you probably would have chuckled a bit.  I think by halftime you were chuckling tonight.  They call that the bandwagon.  Don't feel bad, we've all jumped aboard a bandwagon or two in our lives.  I forgive you.  Even you Lloyd.  It's probably the right thing to do for someone in that position.  Just remember it for next time.

Because I promise you that you will never hear Dantonio praise John Beilein.

Noooooooooooooooo. No. No. No. No. No.

​Hmmm.  This speaks for itself, and you know where I stand.

If you see Izzo, tell him I'll be cheering him," Carr said of Michigan State Coach Tom Izzo. "He and Jud Heathcote, those are two of the best guys in the game.

And...

I think he's real, Carr said of Izzo. I think there's no airs and no pretension about him. He bring(s) a great intensity and competitiveness. He obviously has a love for the game and for Michigan State that's special.

I couldn't dream of producing prose that exemplifies the exact opposite of Izzo better than that, other than to say that he is also a tall, joyful man.

So, ya, there's that.

OK, OK, I'm Interested

I've been teetering between "ho-hum" and "kinda cool" with regards to the pre-Spring Game flag football game.  But after today's additions to the rosters, coupled with the return of Gary Moeller, I'm leaning heavily towards "kinda cool."  They've gone ahead and added The Train.  From RichRods facebook page...

A-Train will play!
Anthony Thomas - RB, 1997-2000

And from earlier in the day...

Ali Haji-Sheikh - PK, 1979-82
Brandent Englemon - S, 2004-07

I know KevinSec30 is a big fan of The Sheikh.  The whole roster is here and is updated daily.  You might need to have a facebook account to see it.  As of right now, here it is:

Rick Leach - QB, 1975-78
Bill Dufek - OT, 1974-78
Jim Betts - S, 1968-1970
Michael Taylor - QB, 1987-89
Kenny Jackson - DB, 1996-98
Scott Dreisbach - QB, 1995-98
Mike Leoni - OL, 1978-79
Chris Bohn - LB, 1988-1990
Chris Calloway - WR, 1986-89
Jay Riemersma - TE, 1992-95
Andy Mignery - TE, 2001-03
Jason Carr - QB, 1993-95
Todd Richards - WR, 1993-95
Aaron Richards - WR, 2000
Larry Foote - LB, 1998-2001
Mark Bihl - C, 2003-06
Ron Bellamy - WR, 1999-2002
Thomas Wilcher - RB, 1985-86
Aaron Shea - TE, 1996-99
Ali Haji-Sheikh - PK, 1979-82
Brandent Englemon - S, 2004-07
Anthony Thomas - RB, 1997-2000
Guest Referee: James Hall - DE 1996-99

The Spring Game weekend is shaping up nicely.