Great Expectations

​"...I don't want our team to expect to win; I want our team to deserve to win, and there's a big difference in that. That's our focus for our players and our staff and everybody in our program to deserve to win football games and to win it the right way. I know everybody who is involved in this great university knows that they do things here the right way, and we will do things here the right way and we will want to deserve to win."

- Rich Rodriguez - December 17, 2007

Types of Spreads

​Football / Tailgating season is but a month away.  Your fair Wolverines have brought in a new coach that will, starting Friday, install a new offense, new look, and new overall gameplan.  And here you are, sitting at your desk, staring at your computer screen, wondering what the new season will bring.  You are not prepared.  But fear not my fair tailgaters, I am here to inform you, educate you, and make you aware of the intricacies of a fundamental part of the Rodriguez revolution.  That is, of course, the spread.  You will be amazed at how familiar you are with some of the variations.  Here's a look at the types of spreads:


  • The Playboy Spread (link not suitable for work of course)Margaret Scott gets the nod for being the first spread of this nature, as her photograph was the first to traverse the boundary of a single page.  Since then, every issue has had a spread...which often has a picture of a spread of a different nature...that will not be discussed here due to tailgating website decency laws.

  • Nutella Spread: Hey, it's "the original creamy, chocolaty, hazelnut spread."  You've seen this jar sitting quietly near the peanut butter in the grocery store, and you may have had the honor of putting it on a piece of buttered toast.  You likely have a friend, or a friend-of-a-friend, that keeps the stuff on hand at all times.  I am that friend.  How can a spread change your life?  How about a grilled banana and nutella panini?  Might be time for you to dust off the George Foreman.

  • Fruit Spread: What's peanut butter without the jelly?  Well, it's just peanut butter.  Traversing the internet for a decent fruit spread link, I found this blueberry spread at Amazon.  It's apparently calorie free, which really freaks me out.  It's food...without calories.  Is that possible?  What's in it?

  • The Spread: This is simple...this is gambling.  The Spread is the amount of points added or subtracted from a team's score at the end of a game to make a bet for either team before the game an even proposition.  For example, Michigan is currently -7 against the Utah Utes.  So, like, bet the Utes.

  • Olive Spread: This is affectionately known in yuppie-ville as tapenade, it's just chopped olives, capers, and lemon juice.  It's a spread that is tasty on crackers that are first hit with a quarter inch of cream cheese.  If you want to get the urge to punch someone in the face, then watch this youtube video on how to make your own.

  • Cheese Spread: This is the undisputed king of spreads.  The Godfather likes to load up a fistful of this stuff on to some Pepperidge Farm's snack sticks.  I prefer the pumpernickel variety, and have been known to go four sticks deep to scoop a healthy amount of cheese myself.  Also, any self respecting Michigander will use Schuler's, as it finds its roots in Marshall, Michigan.  You might also want to go a little retro and eat some pimento cheese spread, just like mom used to make buy at Farmer Jack's...with lots of mayo.  This guy I know takes pimento cheese and adds in chunks of blue cheese to make a dip that would taste good residing on abuffalo chip.  You can also go with the light option, Laughing Cow, if you are a complete wuss.

  • The Spread Offense: In short, it's using the entire width of the field to your advantage.  Try Football 101 at ESPN.com for a summary, then bask in the glory of the idea of running it with 4 and 5 star recruits.

What the Settlement Means to You

​By now you've heard all about Rich Rod settling up with West Virginia.  WVU will get its $4 million.  No interest, no legal fees for them.  Michigan will reportedly pony up $2.5 million of it plus pay Rich Rod's legal fees.  What does this mean to you, the average fan?  Not a damn thing.

Seriously.  This is none of your business.

Ticket prices will not rise because of this settlement.  Construction on the new boxes will continue at Stadium and Main.  And your gameday experience will be exactly as it would be if a court ruled that WVU wasn't going to get a penny.

We have a football team that has a following every bit as big as an NFL franchise, with crowds bigger than an NFL franchise, and an individual licensing agreement with an athletic apparel company...  and the players play for free.  That's what I call low overhead.  $2.5 million is a typical take for a player agent from a high end rookie contract's SIGNING BONUS.  Trust me, there's more than $2.5 million in loose cash in the leather sofa in Bill Martin's office.  But he won't need it because this $2.5 million was always going to be paid by a few donors.  A few Carr hating donors ready to push the change.

So don't complain, don't worry, and stay out of it.  Someone else is taking care of this.  Trust in the behind the scenes deal that was orchestrated long before Rich Rod signed on to lead the Maize and Blue.

The Tradition of Breaking Traditions

​Michigan football is full of traditions, I think. I guess it depends on your definition of tradition. How long of a history does something need to have to be considered a tradition? Is a tradition something that find its roots in the fanbase or does it come from the team? Who decides the point at which something makes the jump to being considered a program tradition?

The recent (as yet unconfirmed) news of the much desired #1 jersey being handed to an incoming defensive back has once again stirred the "doom and gloom" Michigan faithful's continuing paranoia of Rich Rod coming in and burning every Maize and Blue bridge possible in an attempt to seize complete creative control of the world's greatest football program. I wonder if Coach Yost felt the same pressure when he decided to add numbers to the back of the jerseys back in 1915. No doubt the sportblog world would have had a field day when Coach Carr decided to end the tradition of helmet stickers...if only sportsblogs existed back then.

With regards to the #1, which got some press last year with the announcement of the Braylon scholarship, I refer you to a very well done post from that time from the MZone. It chronicles the history of the #1 jersey, which actually went unworn for nearly 50 years before Bo Schembechler decided to break that tradition and give it to, um...a defensive back. Then they gave it to a kicker. Of course, with the donning of the #1 by Anthony Carter, the "tradition" began. Greg McMurtry and Derrick Alexander followed...before this piece of tradition setting excellence:

Junior College transfer Tyrone Butterfield was inexplicably given the #1 jersey in 1994, though he sat out the season as a redshirt. Butterfield is best remembered by Michigan fans for dropping a pass short of the end zone in Lloyd Carr's first game as head coach with time running out. If Butterfield had hung on, he would have been tackled short of the goal line and the game would have been over. Instead, with one more play, Scott Dresibach hit Mercury Hayes just inbounds for a touchdown on the final play and Michigan beat Virginia, 18-17, in what was at the time the greatest comeback in Michigan football history.


Whoooo hooooooo! I know you often have pined to find out who is going to don the jersey worn just 13 years ago by a JuCo transfer (that I had orientation with BTW) that is best known for a pass he dropped.

The truth is, we don't know what the reasoning was behind the alleged jersey promise. But let me throw this scenario at you... What if part of Terelle Pryor's decision was based on him getting the #1 jersey at the school he planned to attend. Would you have thrown it his way to get him to come to Ann Arbor? Ya, you would have...tradition be damned. Hell, Braylon would have even came out publicly behind that decision.

What you should be concerned with as a fan are the real traditions. The stadium, and its tradition of housing 100,000 plus on any given Saturday should go on for eternity. The winged helmets, which not only will remain on the heads of our football team, but have morphed into an official logo on the gear in other sports. The Victors, the greatest fight song ever written, will always let us know when the team has taken the field, and when the ball has crossed the goal line.

Rich Rod is not going to change any of these things. But you must keep something in mind. The Coach is in charge. He's in charge of the lives on and off the field of large group of kids that just got out of high school. He gets to decide. He gets to pick the offense. He gets to pick the defense. He gets to choose the starters. He gets to put the numbers on the players. He chooses the rewards, he dishes out the punishment. He decides when practice begins, when practice ends, and if a lineman needs to stay late and do 3 more sets of bench presses. He has complete control. Anything less would undermine him as the leader of this program. In short, we as a fan base need to stop acting like the guys in the barber shop in Hoosiers.

There are some Michigan Football traditions I would like to break. The tradition of getting burned deep. The tradition of waiting until our backs are against the wall before we open up the offense. The tradition of using the shaking of keys to mark a significant 3rd down play instead of just making as much noise as possible. The tradition of losing to Ohio State.

Michigan football wins. And they do so more than..and at a better clip than...any program in history. The only Michigan Football tradition that Coach Rodriguez needs to concern himself with, that he has control over, is the tradition of winning. The rest is fluff.

Carr's Country Club

​If nothing else comes from the "transition" that has resulted in the unceremonious exit of Justin Boren, it's that whatever was going on before Rodriguez was not good. And by "not good" I mean bluntly that players over the last several years were not pushed to their potential. I've bared my soul about this before, and it's no secret that I was the number one supporter of the Michigan coaching staff under Carr. The elephant in the room on the field was that top 10 recruiting classes consistently made their way to Ann Arbor, but rarely did they produce near the level of expectation. I used every excuse in the book, often blaming the players, and going as far as to question the validity of the recruiting evaluators, remarking that sure, we had a top ten class...but who really knows how good these high school players are? My other favorite arguement: parity. I could recite the evidence of the scholarship limitations, and moreover the discerning college athletes that chose small schools over major programs for the sake of early playing time.

Well, I was wrong, and the naysayers...I think you were right. With my Maize and Blue blinders on, I couldn't see the forest for the trees, especially in the last 4-5 years, a time in Michigan Football history in which the underachievement level reached it's pinnacle.

The inspiration for my epiphany? An article by Stewart Mandel of Sports Illustrated who got to see the team practice...

It was similar to practices I've attended at USC, Florida State and numerous other football powers. Yet according to offensive linemanSteven Schilling, "The first couple weeks were a shock to the system. It's a different culture. It's a lot higher paced, it stresses sprinting everywhere. I can't really say which is better."

All of which makes you wonder: If this new approach is really as shocking as Boren, Schilling and others have expressed, what kind of country club was Carr running all those years? And is that why Michigan, for all its considerable talent, has largely underachieved in the decade since its 1997 national championship, including six losses in seven years against Ohio State?


And that's it, folks...that's the story. Of course, all smoke and mirrors until we see a finished product, but I for one am beginning to believe.