DUCKS!

Game #2 Opponent Preview

Saturday, September 7, 2007 (Ann Arbor, Michigan)

Michigan Wolverines vs. Oregon Ducks

Time: 3:36 PM EDT

TV: ABC


The Institution

Location: Located in Eugene, Oregon, two hours from Portland and one hour each from the Pacific Coast and the Cascade Mountains.

Enrollment: 20,394

Founded: 1876 

Conference: Pacific Ten

Nickname: Ducks

Mascot: "the Duck" (actually the Donald Duck Character)

Colors: 

First year of Football: 1894

Website: GoDucks.com

The Series

Michigan lead 3 to 1 but the last time the teams met, 2003, the Ducks prevailed on the West Coast. Oregon has never scored a point in Ann Arbor coming into Saturdays Game. Their three losses are by a combined 59 to zip!

Recent:

Oregon is 1-0 after defeating Houston 48-27!

The Aftermath: Super Long Weekend Roundup

​Feeling better yet? Ya, me neither. And the coverage doesn't look to end soon. I mean, you're going to see that blocked field goal every week before our games. There's going to be coverage of Appalachian State games each week on SportsCenter. There's going to be an ESPY award. Then there's the endless ribbing by your opponent. Basically, that play, that game, will be haunting your dreams for months and years to come.

How do you cope? I've got some ideas...but there coming later. For now, a look at what the internets did to your beloved Wolverines in the past few days:

Prozac and the Art of Michigan Football

​I'm so not interested in doing this. I'm not ready, and you don't care. You've heard it all. The apocalypse, the aftermath, the haters, the lovers. Nothing I'm going to say is new or profound. But we were on a roll here at UMTailgate.com. Lot's of posts, lot's of activity, and a great tailgate. So I feel it has to be done. Moving on, moving forward, or whatever. So, on with the chlorophyll...

My name is Frank, and I love Michigan Football. So much so that it hurts. Every single year it hurts, and honestly, it's more a matter of when, not if, I will be disappointed. And still I love it. Each and every year, I go into the season as a fan, with a giant pile of prejudice, and let everyone that will listen know that Michigan is going to win every game they play. And I believe it. I really do. I don't know how to say were going to lose. I don't know what it means to not believe in this team.

But at some point, inevitably, they lose. 
I've seen rough starts, like the many seasons that were ended early by Notre Dame or (fill in any west coast road trip here.) I've seen rough finishes, like we've had the last few years. I've seen us lose to our far inferior in-state rival. I've seen us give up the Little Brown Jug on our home field. I've seen Iowa come in to Michigan Stadium and smoke us on homecoming. I've seen us lose in a shoot out to Northwestern in Evanston. I saw the Hail Mary. However, I've never seen anything like what I saw on Saturday. And that doesn't make me very unique, because as I have been painfully reminded throughout this terribly long holiday weekend, no one has.

Fool me once, shame on you...fool me 15 times, and I become the fool? Perhaps. But there's an odd consistency to this program that beckons me as the leaves begin to change. We usually win, and for some reason, that's enough for me. And while I dream of the day that we become the Nebraska of the mid-90's, the early 90's Florida State, or the current USC...running off a three year clip with one or two total losses...I'm willing to wait for it. Maybe forever. Meanwhile, I'm content of being the Michigan of the 1900's and 2000's.

Perhaps that's what makes me different than you, or perhaps you feel the same way.

As for the on-field recovery, or rebuilding, or whatever it is...I just don't know. What will it take for me to forget what happened? Blunt head trauma I suspect. But I have found solace in the "bad" Michigan teams over the years. Every win becomes a big win. Who wants to be the team that lost to the team that lost to Appalachian State? No one. But we WILL win games this year. And maybe each one will be sweeter because we are not supposed to win. With each win, we eliminate a team that can throw ASU in our face. There are 119 teams in Division 1-A college football...we can shut up 11 of them.

So, see you Saturday?

10 Things You Might Not Know About the Next 5 Months

10) Wisconsin will lose this weekend to Washington State. And on the off chance that they don't, Wisconsin will lose to Iowa in their Big Ten opener. They might lose both. In either case, there will be a mass scramble by the media to remind you that the Big Ten sucks.

9) Michigan's Offense will not be as spectacular as advertised. Michigan's defense will not be as horrible as advertised.

8) The Wolverines will have two players in the top 5 in the Heisman voting in December.

7) Iowa not having to play Michigan is equally important as Michigan not having to play Iowa.

6) A player from Ohio State will be kicked off the team for something shady that involves boosters, money, cars, or flack jackets and hatchets.

5) An Ohio State fan will be dumb enough to buy Mike Tyson's poop. He will then be retarded enough to throw it at a random Michigan fan after the game on November 17th.

4) Defense will cease to win championships.

3) If the Wolverines are undefeated for the month of September, then they will also be undefeated at the end of November.

2) Michigan's toughest game in the Big Ten will be in Champaign, Illinois.

1) The Wolverines will play in New Orleans in January...whether it's on the 1st or the 7th, we'll have to wait and see.

The Jerk Store Called, and They're Running Out of Henne

​*** UPDATE *** Just now saw this same story on MGoBlog....with almost the exact same ideas of "fill in a word for 'jerk'."  Whoops.  Obligatory, unintentional (I swear) non-plajoristic link to MGoBlog's post of the same color goes here.  TMatt can vouch for me...he was on the phone with me when I wrote it.

*** UPDATE UPDATE *** 

EDSBS actually had it first

...I'm sooooooo behind on my blog reading.

Just wanted to make a quick midweek link to the Angel's latest article, which is one of the oddest things I've ever read.  Chad Henne, who is 1500 yards and 2 touchdowns away from removing John Navarre from the Michigan record books, has apparently become a (jerk) during the offseason.  I use parenthesis because the article does:

"It's kind of like being a (jerk) at all times when we're practicing," said Henne, Michigan's four-year starter at quarterback. "If you're not being a (jerk) to them, it's not like they won't respect you, but it's a different look in their eyes -- that, 'OK, we're here to concentrate, we're here to focus and we're here to play hard all the time."

Sooooo, why the parenthesis?  What was the word that was actually used that facilitated the necessity of those ambiguous parens?  I feel like it might have been "asshole."  What if it was "asshole" ?
It's kind of like being a asshole at all times when we're practicing," said Henne, Michigan's four-year starter at quarterback. "If you're not being a asshole to them, it's not like they won't respect you, but it's a different look in their eyes -- that, 'OK, we're here to concentrate, we're here to focus and we're here to play hard all the time.

Fill in your own expletive...prick? dick?  Could it possibly the c-word?  I'm really confused.

In other news...

Mike Hart has been listed as a preseason candidate for the Doak Walker award, trying to become just the second Wolverine ever to win it.  He also needs just 794 yards to pass Anthony Thomas and become Michigan's all-time leading rusher.