A Call to Arms

The world woke up to "scandal in Ann Arbor" today, and in my life, there has never been anything more blown out of proportion than the allegations from the now-dead-to-me Free Press.  And wow, was it picked up everywhere.  It filled the airways of local and national talk radio, and took up the first 15 minutes of the 30 minute College Football Live.  It lead Sportscenter.  It came up in my RSS reader from CNN, Yahoo Sports, EDSBS, Deadspin, and literally every football blog large and small.  Sure, there were a few cheap shots taken, and that's fine.  There was also some signs of support, and a few comments about how the amount of workout time cited in the allegations seems to be in line with the rest of the college football world.  In the end, all the negatives will be dwelled upon, and all the evidence that shows Michigan did no wrong will be forgotten.  All that will remain is the stigma that has been created, even fabricated, that Rich Rodriguez is a bad person.

The press conference commenced at 11am, and it seemed all eyes were transfixed on Ann Arbor, and on the eyes of our coach.  He took to the podium, and choked up during his opening statement.  Welled up just short of streaming tears, he looked, on a day where he should be game-planning for the most important contest of his Michigan career, like a broken man.  A man that came here from West Virginia...a man that came HERE from West Virginia.  Somehow fault is found by Michigan fans in the fact that he left his alma mater...to come HERE.  It's held against him, against his character.  He's shady, they say, without recognizing that he sacrificed everything, his friends, his reputation in his hometown, and the affiliation with the University that he attended and played football for.  And he did it all, not for the money, as his raise was minuscule in comparison to most school to school transfers, but for MICHIGAN.  He fought the lawsuit for breach of contract not to save himself $4 million, but to save MICHIGAN $4 million.

We've lived in a box for far too long.  40 years of the same regime.  40 years of the same type of athletes.  40 years of establishing the run.  40 years of Big Ten dominance and Big Bowl losses.  40 years of the quiet band and quieter crowds, waiting around for something really special to happen before they utter anything but "down in front," waiting as if the team owed them something.  40 years of calling plays from the stands, and praying that the next play was going to be that signature trick play, the double-reverse.  I've said it before, and I'll say it again:  You asked for it to end.

Rich Rodriguez brought in a new system.  Well, new to Michigan.  And somehow we were all surprised when it failed the first year.  Really?  You thought that the athletes recruited to play in Lloyd Carr's offense would be able to run Florida's offense?  When's the last time Michigan stopped a mobile quarterback?  That's the type of player that played for Michigan...tough, slow, deliberate.  We had all the talent in the world when it came to stopping Ron Dayne, but Donavon McNabb...not so much.  We had the men in place to jam it down your throat 50 times with Chris Perry, but ask John Navarre to dodge a rush or throw on the run?  Forget about it.  So we had 100+ square pegs slated to perform in their round holes.  Not surprising, many of those players did not like their round holes, so they transferred.  With every dissention, the world laughed and mocked us.  The dissenters cited family values and coach's character, because leaving and saying "I'm a complete pussy" doesn't read well in the paper.  They left because either they were not made for this system (Ryan Mallet), or they were not willing to make the sacrafice to change their bodies and their regimen to become a contributor in the new system (Benedict Boren).  Conclusion:  THE RICH RODRIGUEZ SYSTEM IS MORE DIFFICULT THAN THE OLD SYSTEM.  In my world, that equates to THE RICH RODRIGUEZ SYSTEM IS BETTER FOR WINNING FOOTBALL GAMES THAN THE OLD SYSTEM.  And yet, with every transfer, you felt like we were losing something, that Coach was doing something wrong.  The truth is, he was doing something right.

They are saying we are working too much. Personally, I don´t think we´re working hard enough. - Mark Ortman

So when the Freep article cited their anonymous sources that included some "current players," you would be wise to conclude that either they were naive Freshmen that had their words twisted, or that they were current players, "square pegs," that have found themselves usurped on the depth chart by a younger player or find themselves without the wherewithal or balls to transfer themselves.  In short, on the Michigan roster right now, there are players that are cowards, and perhaps a few that are cowards with an agenda.  And yes, I'm probably bashing them a little too much.  They are student athletes.  They are young men that were put into a difficult situation, an odd transition.  Perhaps it's not all their fault.  But I am absolutely certain of one thing....it's not Rich Rodriguez's fault either.

What I saw today at that podium was a man that has tried to do everything to appease the fanbase.  He is a man that believes in his system and is trying to make the right decisions on how to mesh his youthful process with very old traditions.  He has taken his family and uprooted them from all that they've ever known, transplanted them here, and engulfed them in maize and blue.  And what has he found?  What is his reward?  A fanbase that doesn't believe in him, and a local media that treats him worse than the alma mater he left behind.  He might be better off back in West Virginia.  WE, however, will not be.  How much more of this can Rich Rodriguez take?  How much pressure can be put on him?  This is not Philadelphia.  This is not New York.  We are not assholes.  So why are we acting like assholes?

When Michigan takes the field on Saturday, they will be going up against so much more than just Western Michigan.  They will be facing a mass media that is ready to pounce on them if they lose, and ready to talk about workout schedules if they win.  They will be facing a fan base more ready to boo an offensive three-and-out than cheer a defensive one.  They will be facing the internal fight between those who believe in the system and those who don't.  With all of that, it's hard to believe that they are expected to win on Saturday.  But that's what I expect.  Because I believe.  In Michigan.  In Rich Rodriguez.

Because I'm FUCKING ALL IN, and if you're not, then stay out of my way.

You're next Clausen, you little bitch.

Weekend Roundup: Pissed Edition

​A 24-hour roller coaster, that's what I've been on.  You probably had a nice Sunday.  Probably watched the Tigers beat the Rays and enjoyed the cool fall-preview weather.  Me?  I surfed the internet, because, well, that's what I do best.  Scouring the ends of cyberspace, I took in the good and the bad.  I went from worried to indifferent to vindicated to pissed off.  What was said and what wasn't is compounded by interpretation of voluntary or involuntary, and in the end, it all looks like complete bullshit.  Bullshit that conveniently came out 6 days before kickoff.  I'm not naive about the feelings of the college football nation with regards to our program.  I just never felt the hate like I did today  They smell blood folks.  They hated where we were under Bo, Mo, and Lloyd, and they hate where we might be going with Rich Rodriguez.  Michigan bought a coach.  We purchased our very own Urban Meyer for $4 million.  We knew what it was going to cost.  We knew what we were doing.  And that is what has everybody so scared.  We're attempting to make the next step...to continue our dominance.  That is why everybody wants us to fail.

The internets, the internets, the damn internets...

The General Says: Calm Yourself Down

Using a technique learned via the greatest hoop coach of all time, I did some research of my own. I called some current and former writers at the Detroit Free Press. You will be surprised at what I found out:

Several different writers and editors not wishing to be named, stated that about "85 percent of the male sportswriters and staff are having extramarital affairs with sheep"

Also as far as the quality of material offered by the Free Press I give you another one from RMK:

All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things.

Fire up for game week folks !!!

And Five Things You Should Be Completely Freaked Out About

I hope Tuesday's post didn't relax you too much, just as I hope this one doesn't have you tossing and turning all weekend...

1) Catching Balls That Are Kicked: And no, I'm not referring those that are kicked illegally, a la Nebraska - Missouri 1997.  I'm talking about last year, when the defense had a rare stop, forcing a punt.  You were so excited to get the ball back, hoping against all odds that the offense was going to finally put together a drive.  Unfortunately, it seemed that the rare defensive stop often had it's effectiveness nullified by a muffed punt.  Sometimes we'd fall on it, sometimes the other team would.  Sometimes we'd catch it, and then fumble it when an unblocked gunner would lay the returner out.  Kickoff returns, and we had a lot of them, weren't any better.  Word from this year's "fall" practice has not been good.

Michigan's punt returners are having problems catching (or judging) the ball. During the morning punt period, with no oncoming cover team, return men Carlos BrownTerrence Robinson and Martavious Odomsdropped three consecutive catchable balls. Mathews finally broke the streak with an easy snag on a line drive punt near the sideline.

Lots of drops.  I hope that somebody very sure handed ends up back there.  We should be willing to give up homerun ability for someone that looks the ball into their two hands.  In other words, I won't be upset if Steve Schilling is back there returning kicks, as long as his big mits envelop the pigskin.  There's so many big play guys on the offense, that we can't afford to take it out of their hands.

2) Kicking Balls Through A Goalpost: I don't know what it is about Michigan and kicking.  I only know that I haven't been comfortable with field goal kicking in 15 years.  There were always rumors that we don't give scholarships to kickers, or we don't recruit them hard.  I don't know why.  Two of last year's defeats were 3-points or less.  Oh, and remember App State? (sorry).  But the new regime is here now, and they recruited the #8 kicker in the class of 2009 in Brendan Gibbons.  The problem is,according to this article, Gibbons hasn't pulled away from a 5th year walk on that hasn't been on the field since 2006.  Now, some would read that and think that we've got two good kickers battling it out tit-for-tat from 52-yards out.  I'm just not one of those people.  I envision them shanking 30-yarders with regularity, which I can only pray is not the case in 9 short days.

3) The KFC Double Down Sandwich: It seems that the mainstream fast food nation is starting to become as creative as the crazy bastards at This Is Why Your Fat.  The Double Down is bacon, two kinds of cheese, and a mystery sauce...between two pieces of fried chicken.  That's right, no bun...just chicken.

Thats it? That is the sandwich?  Thats not worth five dollars.  <takes a bite>  Oh oh my God.  That is the best thing ever.  I don'y know what Colonels Sauce is, but it is like a party in my mouth.  This is completely worth the five dollars.  Unfortunately I'm going to end up weighing 700 lbs after this, but it is simply amazing.

What you should worry about is that this, if successful,  really opens up a whole new genre of "sandwich."  Next will be bacon and cheese and sauce between bacon and cheese, or two quarter pound patties with bacon and cheese and sauce wrapped in smoked brisket with sausage gravy and au jus dipping sauce.  But hey...no carbs.

4) Depth: I'll make this simple.  If anybody on that D-Line goes down, I'll see you back at the tailgate.  OK, maybe that's extreme, but we're extremely light on that side of the ball. So cross your fingers with every official's time out.

5) Mark Dantonio: If you listen to the media, you'd think this guy had MSU on the cusp of multiple Big Ten championships, that he's out recruiting us, and that he's really building something in East Lansing.  The truth is, Michigan State hasn't sniffed a conference title in 22 years, has not signed anybody that we want, and only finds Dantonio to be the second coming because their previous coaches were complete retards. It's lose-lose for Sparty anyway.  If Dantonio ever manages to get double digit wins in East Lansing, he'd just leave and get a real college coaching job.  But in the world of college football, perception is reality, and that's why this guy worries me.  I don't want a Sparty coach to have decent press conferences and say the right things (despite picking fights with Mike Hart).  I want him to slap himself in the face, go for the two-point conversion in the first quarter, and mismanage 21-point leads.  But most of all, I don't want little brother to ever...EVER...beat us in consecutive seasons.

9 days.  Tailgate dry run this weekend!