Using a technique learned via the greatest hoop coach of all time, I did some research of my own. I called some current and former writers at the Detroit Free Press. You will be surprised at what I found out:
Several different writers and editors not wishing to be named, stated that about "85 percent of the male sportswriters and staff are having extramarital affairs with sheep"
Also as far as the quality of material offered by the Free Press I give you another one from RMK:
All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things.
Fire up for game week folks !!!