Slim Just Left the Building

The cagers fell to 2009 NIT champion Penn State tonight.  Right.  The turning point came when the student section began chanting "WE OWN PENN STATE" in Zombie Nation fashion when Penn State had the lead.  Never underestimate the stupidity of an arena DJ.  That improves the Nittany Lion's record to 10-16 on the season overall, and a glorious 2-12 on the year in the Big Ten.  It was also Penn State's first victory in Crisler since 1999.  It moves the Wolverines to 13-13 (6-8) on the season, and increases both the number and severity of the questions surrounding this team.  There seemed to be some momentum gained in the past week with the two road wins...that's all gone now.

Following 12 straight losses to start the Big Ten season, the Penn State men's basketball team has its first conference winning streak of the season, as it beat Michigan, 55-51, at Crisler Arena.

Prior to this embarrassment, there was a little buzz floating around on the internet about Beilein's magical West Virginia team that finished strong, made their way into the tournament as a 7 seed, and ended up in the elite 8...and how if Michigan just finished strong, if they just...ya, no.  We just lost to Penn State, the remainder of the schedule is brutal with road trips to MSU and Columbus.  The season is over.  And in reality, it was over before the Big Ten slate began.  I mean, Boston College, Alabama, and Marquette...in a row?  Done.  The problem is this whole conference tournament thing, which allows for shitty teams to continue to control their own destiny.  With about a month to go until the NCAA tournament, every school in the country still has a chance to win their conference championship...and then of course the National Championship.  The combination of these auto-bids and George Mason has given hoards of college basketball fans false hope...it's made us all delusional.

Each game I listen to announcer after announcer, and the analysts at halftime, talking about how Michigan needs to "go inside" more, that their troubles reside in their systemic rigidity.  They say less 3's are the answer.  I think they should just make 1 or 2 more of them each game.  (Note: 2 more made threes each game would give us 5 more wins, and force 2 more overtimes)  The hard truth is that Michigan Basketball, not unlike Michigan Football's defense, is simply not very talented.  There is not a single player that checked in for the Wolverines on Saturday night that will ever check into a NBA game.  Now, that doesn't mean that I love those fellas any less, or that they are not exceptional Big Ten basketball players, it's just that I know the Detroit duo's future is likely to be played out in Europe.  Manny should stay.  He should stay as long as he can.  Peedi's game doesn't translate to the next level for his size.  And really, all of that is fine for our purposes here.   The problem with Michigan really resides in the supporting cast of a player (or two) that seems to be losing his talent with each passing day and each missed three-pointer, and a couple of kids that wouldn't be on the scout team for most teams in the top 25.  Outside of that, all we have is a Freshman guard that seems to be progressing well.  That's not enough.

We simply don't have the horses for this race.  That is why, on selection Sunday, you will probably be learning what the name of "that other tournament" is...the one that is not the NCAA or NIT...the one that takes under .500 teams.

The Sad Story of Dommanic Ingerson

​A story on Mercury News (HT: @freepwolverines) tells the sad tale of former Michigan Basketball player Dommanic Ingerson.  I remember Dom well.  I remember his prowess from behind the arc, and how much the student section loved the "Dom Bomb."   The entire section would fall over in unison with every made three pointer.  It was something to see, at a time when Michigan Basketball was still trying to get out from behind the shadow of the Ed Martin scandal.  And now?

He was detained on suspicion of robbery and grand theft, but after a doctor"s evaluation at Highland Hospital in Oakland, he was taken to the psychiatric hospital for further evaluation, police said.

A real shame.  I hope he gets the treatment he needs.  Good luck Dom.

40 Days and 40 Nights Begins With A Roundup

We Say Goodbye to a Friend

​It is with a heavy heart that I make this regrettable announcement, but we had one of our own, a dear friend and avid tailgater, leave us this weekend.  Chris Kurtz, known to his friends and around the tailgate as Kurtzy, passed away.  Our thoughts and prayers go out to his family.  Information on services can be found on the funeral home website, and I encourage you to sign the guestbook there with stories and memories you have of Kurtzy.  You can also leave a message in the comments here if you wish.

Rest in peace Kurtzy.  You will be missed.

Rodriguez Inks Class of 27

LOI's are in for 27 new Wolverines.  Biggest class ever.  15 of them play defense.  Warm bodies = less starting walk-ons.  I'm not a big fan of starting walk-ons, so, ya, successful class.

The prize of the 15 would-be defenders?  Demar Dorsey, who saved the day and wiped a little egg off of our faces after perceived lock CA-S Sean Parker LOI'ed to UW at 9am.  Dorsey, at #12 overall and the #2 safety according to ESPN, is the highest rated recruit in Michigan's class.  He is also the highest rated recruit to sign with ANY Big Ten team.  In the words of Rittenburg, "a big, big score for Rich Rodriguez."

I don't know what it is, but I really like the looks of this class on paper...and youtube.  Nothing too gaudy.  Simple guys with a specific skill set made for a complex system.  Against everything I believe in, I've google-stalked the lot of them, watched some highlights, read some coach quotes...  Yes, following recruiting makes you less of a man, and there's a whole lotta folks that should be turning in their man cards tomorrow...we crashed MGoBlog before noon.

Devin Gardner leads the offensive side of the group, and he is already eating Blimpy Burger with 6 other early arrivals on campus.  The class includes a couple of running backs, just in case that surgery doesn't go well for Vincent Smith.  And it's always good to snatch another rabbit chaser from Pahokee...we did that with DT Richard Ash.  Also of note, the lone inked offensive lineman's last name is Pace.  These things just seem to add up for me.

The 3pm presser didn't go so well though.  Coach thought that for some reason he'd get some softball questions, handshakes, and congratulations from the media after landing Dorsey.  Instead, Dorsey's "checkered" high school past was brought up.  Demar was acquitted for a couple of felonies back in high school.  Rodriguez said he checked him out and said that everything was ok.  Guess who else checked him out?  Pretty much every other coach of a major program in the country.  Of those coaches, how many would have turned down a letter of intent from the #12 player in the nation?  ZERO.  Either way, Coach wasn't ready for it.  He probably should have been.  He should know better by now.  He should know that there can be no good until good comes on Saturdays with regularity.

Instead of being able to celebrate his second full class as a coach at Michigan, he instead had to defend a player that was found INNOCENT in a Florida court, and that won't set foot on the practice field until August.  There's a big price to pay in Ann Arbor for only mustering 8 wins in two seasons...and Rich Rodriguez has his wallet open.  This man can do no right until this team wins.  It's a policy that is tough to like, a bitch to endure...yet hard to argue with.

Welcome fellas...and GO BLUE!