Holding Steady at 42

I met Brady Hoke once, soon after his hiring.  He was a football coach in every sense of the word.  Though I had dismissed Dave Brandon's choice and the process by which he made it, it was difficult to argue that this was the man for the job.  I guess when they tell you that the last guy wasn't a Michigan Man, that he didn't appreciate the traditions, that he didn't understand the rivalries...and then the results are 3-9, 5-7, and 7-6, which are more losses than you've ever seen before...then the logical conclusion is that we need someone that does appreciate those things, someone that does understand.  Coach Hoke preached toughness.  He talked about how this was his dream job.  He talked about Team 132, 42 Big Ten Championships, and Beat Ohio.  But as we enter the final quarter of his 3rd season, nothing he has preached has been practiced.  Sure, we narrowly beat Luke Fickell's version of Ohio, but we're no closer to Big Ten titles, and we are visibly weaker than we have ever been, mentally and physically.  I find myself in the exact same place I was late in Rich Rod's second season.  From November 9th, 2009...

I used to think it was difficult to be a Michigan fan.  I envied those who followed lesser institutions, lesser football programs.  No expectations.  Every win is big.  Every loss is forgotten before you get home.  At the tail end of a second consecutive season that no one seems to know how to deal with, I must admit, I am getting almost comfortably numb.  The part of me that used to proclaim dominance no matter what the situation, the part that would be talking about how we were going to Madison to kick some badger ass and would be preaching about 1995 and 1996 to put Ohio State on notice...I don't know where that part of me is anymore.  1995 and 1996 is a long long time ago.  1997 too.  The chances of winning another game are seemingly slim and none, and slim just got shoved out of the way by Bill Martin.  Since the turn of the century, since the inception of UMTailgate.com, Michigan has rarely failed to disappoint me.  

And that tradition continues.  We're all talk.  Inside Michigan Football featured about 10 players last week, each with the same message, likely written on similar index cards that were handed to them by Bruce Madej..."we can't let Michigan State beat us twice."  And yet, that's exactly what happened...and it happened on every level.  I'm tired of all the talk.  "This is Michigan."  "This is our expectation at Michigan."  "Our goal is to win Big Ten Championships."  It becomes very difficult to believe any of that shit when after the Nebraska game Coach says "I like the play calling. I think we thought we could do some things and we didn’t."  It's tough for me to handle him repeating so much that he needs to be a better coach when I'm not sure exactly what it is he does other than "mold men," moonlight as a motivational speaker, and coach the D-Line.  And when asked about the regression of the o-line blocking on a week to week basis, he says "I’ve got to do a better job of coaching, it looks like. We’ve got to do a better job of what we’re doing and look at what we’re doing.”  What?  You're not looking at what you're doing.  The day to do that has long passed.  You are determined to shoehorn this bullshit plan and force it on to a group of guys that are not good, and in the process you are making them worse.  We run about 5 different offensive plays total...10 if you count left and right, though we rarely go right.  Everybody knows what we're going to do.  Everybody.  

Whew.  Is this over?  I mean, I am clinging to the hope that we can win one more game...that we can somehow split the next two before I sit in disgust as O-H-I-O echoes throughout my home stadium.   So, like 7-5?  Heading to a shitty December bowl, wondering what is going to happen with our recruiting classes, and thinking about how next year might be Brady Hoke's last year?  Ya I know, I know...it's not his fault.  It's still Rich Rod's fault, right?  I got news for you all, Coach Hoke has as yet only shown the ability to win with Rich Rod's players....like Charlie Weiss in his first year at Notre Dame.  With each passing year, the team has regressed...it's inadequacies masked by Denard Robinson are now in full view.  Rehashing what I said last week...I guess we just have to wait and see what happens.  Nobody is going anywhere.  Hell, we still have a chance at the Michigan standard of 8 wins...Lloyd Carr's perennial Mendoza line of mediocrity.  Maybe a bad loss like this will spark something, some kind of wake up call.  Maybe Hoke has a way of getting more from these guys.  Maybe this class coming in will make a difference.  I don't know.  

Maybe we'll lose out and Jerry Jones Brandon will fire the whole damn lot of them.

The thing is...I thought...I'm sure we all thought...that we were done with the really bad years.  We made it though the Rich Rod debacle and we will be rewarded!!  And after year one it seemed that we were going in the right direction.  I'm surprised and disappointed in the way things have gone.  And now it would be an even bigger surprise to me if this staff was able to turn it around.  I hope they do.

Anyway, let's cut all the bullshit.  Stop counting the teams.  I never knew what team # the 1997 national champions were, or the 2003 big ten champions.  I could care less that this is team 134.  And I am aware that we have 42 Big Ten Championships.  I am also aware that the last one was 10 years ago, so let's stop talking about it until we get to 43.  And finally, it's difficult to rally behind "Beat Ohio" when you narrowly escape an Akron, Ohio game.  Let's stop talking about the past.  Let's stop having all of these goals.  Let's dial down the coach-speak.  Let's stop trying to play Michigan Football and instead get creative with what we have.  

One singular goal...FIND A WAY TO WIN THE NEXT GAME.

Sad today, proud forever.  Go Blue!

Theme Revealed: 11/9 Nebraska

Were you aware that we have two bye weeks?  That's two breaks for your liver...two breaks for your cholesterol....two weekends to remain on the couch watching (scouting) other college football games.  

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Following the bye on 10/26, the Wolverines will travel to East Lansing on 11/2.  They will be returning to Ann Arbor with the Paul Bunyan trophy.  This will warrant a celebration.  We will honor Mr. Bunyan with a tailgate in his honor, a Lumberjack Themed Tailgate.  There's going to be a chill in the air.  It will probably be raining and gloomy.  But there's something comforting about blue tarps and steam rising off of grills and out of pots.  Flannel shirts, biscuits and gravy, sausage and cheese chowder, soups, and stews.  What could be better?

Full disclosure, this theme is basically a re-branding of the Soups and Stews theme and will be called Soups and Stews if the worst were to happen on 11/2.