The Luau Pictures: Michigan 30, Fresno State 10

Better late than never. Either I’m motivated / demotivated by Michigan’s performance on the field, or I’m magical and my motivation / demotivation directly affects the football program. Just in case I’ll try to do better. Tremendous tailgate, great to see old friends, and somberly celebrate a couple of folks we lost in the off-season. I’d say “onward!” but the next one is a real steamy pile of Bevo dung. More stuff here on the game page.

The 2024 UMTailgate Themes

8/31 The Lahaina Luau - Fresno State, 7:30P Kick

Told my wife all the themes are going to be cities.  She said “oh, cool, what’s the first one?”.  I said “Maui Luau”.  She said “That’s not a city.”  In short, I’m not a smart man.  Anyway, Lahaina is a city.  The first theme is a Luau, and there will be a pig on site.  A little fella.  Spam fried rice, coconut greens, meatballs, sliders, etc etc.  This ain’t your first Luau.

9/7 The Dallas Texas State Fair  - Texas, Noon Kick

Noon kick makes this a stretch but hopefully we can fry some interesting stuff and serve it with some giant beef burger porn.  Horns down and whatnot.

9/14 The Little Rock Diner - Arkansas State, Noon Kick

Is Arkansas State in Little Rock?  No.  Is there amazing diner culture in Little Rock?  No.  Do I want to make southern style breakfast?  Yes.  This is the way.

9/21 The Los Angeles H-Mart - USC, 3:30P Kick

Always my favorite theme each year as I am obsessed with Korean food.  Tteokbokki, Bulgogi, Kimchi Fried rice, etc etc.  LA is a haven, H-Mart is the Mecca, and USC is coming to town for the first time since 1958.  Connect those dots.

9/28 The Frankenmuth Oktoberfest - Minnesota, TBD

This will be the 5th straight home game in a row, and we’ll all probably be sick of each other at this point.  Dark beer, pretzels, lederhosen, sausages, and a little brown jug will bring us all together again.

10/26 The Detroit - Little Brother, TBD

Maybe some Detroit-style pies, coney dogs, or maybe a combination of the two.  Kickoff time will dictate if we sneak in some greektown-ish breakfast too…or Mom’s Spaghetti.

11/2 The Portland - Oregon, TBD

Food truck fare, likely involving duck, hopefully in the cold to throw the opponent off.  I’m obsessed with Lardo PDX (more specifically its Vegas outpost) and their tremendous sandwiches and fries covered in pork and peppers…so something of this nature is likely on the docket.

11/23 The Chicago Bavette - Northwestern, TBD

Our classic steakhouse finale, Chicago style.

Way Back When-sday is Ramping Up

We are VERY close to Tailgate Theme announcements for the season, so stay tuned. Just 24 days until kickoff under the lights. Can’t believe it’s here. The reigning National Champions will take the field. Looking forward to seeing you all!

September 3, 2016: A season opener against the Mountain West with a Luau Theme…sounds familiar. Pork belly hash, pork sliders and fries preceded an absolute dismantling of the Rainbow Warriors, 63-3. See the rest of the pictures from that day here. Michigan would lose 3 games in 2016 (JT was short) by a total of 5 points.