A picture of your's truly was once featured on the website CamelToe.org, an organization dedicated to capturing and cataloging photos of ladies' crotch-creases, for posing in front of a mammoth Goldy the Gopher blow up prior to a Michigan victory in the Metrodome. He/she had the biggest cameltoe ever seen, though it was debatable whether or not he/she had on any pants. That's the picture I wanted to put up, but I couldn't find it in time, so I put this picture of a hungover Godfather about squeeze his belly into Al's Breakfast in Minneapolis's Dinkytown for piles of hash and blueberry pancakes.

Three fun facts: 1) Michigan won all the games they played in that Metrodome. 2) We were almost arrested for eating peanuts and leaning on a food service staging area in the concourse. 3) They served beer at the Metrodome...and not in the crappy hunt-for-it style of their current venue. It was there. In the open. And it was delicious.

But this is not about the Metrodome, it's about coming home to the Big House. It's Homecoming. Tuba will be here. There will be dances, fundraisers, formal dinners...the bars will be hopping on Friday night. And at the tailgate? Well...

10/5/13 Minnesota
Kickoff: 3:30pm
Theme: Carnival

I can't wait for Mrs. Cleveland to see this. I didn't even ask her. Games! Games! Games! Pin the tail on the Tressell, an autographs for tattoos booth, a makeout with the Godfather booth, and a nice game of "where in the world (read: on/in their bodies) did Dennis and Adam hide their Boone's Farm bottles?". I also want a cotton candy machine and a slurpee maker. Somebody get on that.

Pancake breakfast will be served, though there will likely be some bacon in the batter, and maybe even some corn meal....so make that Bacon-laced Johnny Cakes for breakfast. Cheesesteaks / Pizzasteaks return for lunch. And elephant ears will be a nice pre-game snack. Attire? Everyone should wear clown shoes.