Weekend Roundup, Girls In Uniform Edition: Monday, June 16, 2008

  • Brian Williams of the NBC Nightly News took a moment to jab at Ann Arbor and your Wolverines at a commencement address. (via MVictors) Why is he so pro-Columbus? Because after stints at Brookdale Community College, George Washington University, and the Catholic University of America, he surfaced without a degree. Enter The Ohio State University, who was more than willing to pony up one of their worthless pieces of paper bestowing upon B-Dub an honorary Docterit of Journalizem. That finally answers the question "Are they just giving degrees away?" Not that you're watching his broadcasts, but if you find yourself forgetting to change the channel after My Name is Earl...now would be the time.

  • Brian Cook of MGoBlog fame posts at his other venue The Fanhouse about "Ohio State: where you can wear a blue diaper in a creepy clinical environment... and have it broadcast to the world!." Seriously, this IS creepy. Why is this footage available? They can't tell me about a college player's injury because of privacy concerns, but they can show me everything short of TP turning his head and coughing.

  • What all the ladies have been waiting for...the Kirk Herbstreit sextape. (via EDSBS)

  • The Toledo Blade covers Michigan's "Life Without Hart" because Ohio is really more concerned with Michigan football then they are with the Buckeyes being the Buffalo Bills of college athletics. One poignant piece of info in this article: Mike Hart went 1005 carries without a fumble, which is the most impressive stat in the history of sport.

  • The Sporting News gives you the top ten mascots you'd want on your side in a barfight. #4 on the list is the beloved Wolverine, which has "a legendarily horrific odor, can eat frozen meat off the bone with ease and possess such disproportionate strength...can take down a moose in the right circumstances." Bring on the Moose.

  • Epke Udoh has officially transferred to Baylor. (via UMHoops) Let's wish Epke the best of luck in surviving the rigors of Baylor Basketball.

  • Full coverage on the "depths" of Michigan Football at Sunday Morning QB. It's a pretty good preseason primer that references Athlon's prediction that Utah, Michigan State, ND, and Purdue are automatic wins. That's some funny stuff right there.

  • We've got uni's. MGoBlog with the help of the fanbase has uncovered the new Adidas jerseys. Even better, they were found draped over boobs at the Michigan Football Women's Academy. Home hereAway here. I can't believe I have to buy another jersey.

Tubatorial: Making the Past the Present

by Robert Haddad

A common way to test the value of our traditions is by comparing them to our present day experiences. If they resemble the past, or what we know of as the past then we tend to appreciate them more. We pay equal attention to that which we've never seen. But in order to determine value we usually need certain parameters to act as measuring sticks. To say "he's good but not as good as..."

What's fascinating when we incorporate sports into the conversation is that we tend to rely heavily on championships. Our fondest memories tend to emanate from our most extreme experiences. Winning a championship or a heart breaking loss. Joy and pain are shared emotions. But obviously to maintain a level of reverence, one must be successful.

So when we look back on the past eras of Michigan football we hold certain coaches near and dear to our hearts because of their accomplishments, but let us not forget to include the timing in which they arrived as factors of our fondness. No doubt their success drives our foundation and our culture but their success most frequently is predicated on the fact that they followed failure.

Earlier this week we took a look back at the contributions of Gary Moeller. A man who actually had timing on his side. No doubt his task was daunting. He was in the unenviable position of having to follow a legend but he had the resources and tradition that were laid before him by someone who not only redefined an already established tradition but resurrected the program after a brief down period. Bo was handed the keys to a vintage car in need of a tune up. Gary Moeller inherited that same car with a complete overhaul but same classic looks. All he had to do was drive straight. And sometimes that's the hardest way to drive. So Gary, much like many who follow in the footsteps of an icon acted as a bridge to a new generation. And instead of being able to crest his own wave he had to pass and let someone else try.

Enter Lloyd Carr. A non-descript assistant who had put in more years coaching as an assistant than his players had on earth. He was not what the fan base was looking for. But timing was everything. Whether his success came with the help of Moeller's recruits or not, Lloyd coached Michigan to it's first National Championship in 50 years. His success always revolved around that fact. What will be interesting to see is if Lloyd Carr will in fact act as a bridge to Rich Rodriguez or if he will be the second wave of our most recent run of success.

The talent level during the Lloyd Carr era is unparalleled. And our current age of information may be why we have less appreciation for Lloyd. Because we know what talent was available and the perception was they were undercoached. Will Rich Rod have the same talent and do more? Where do the expectations lie and when can we fairly evaluate the impact Lloyd had on this program? When Bo retired there was never a question of his value. For some reason Lloyd's is still in doubt.

Way Back When-sday: In Some Bizzaro World, Andy Moeller is Coaching the Wolverines

At the end of the 1989 football season, legendary coach Bo Schembechler decided to hang it up and pass the reigns to his good friend and long time assistant Gary Moeller. Gary Moeller had run the gamut of assistant coaching duties, from quarterback's coach to defensive back's coach, from offensive coordinator to defensive coordinator. Signs were good that a smooth transition was upon us. Even the names on the headsets would need little adjustment as a torn piece of athletic tape that served as designation of the man in charge required only a change in stroke from the sharpie marker. Bo to Mo.

Coach Moeller would go on to nurture the athletic prowess of some of the most prominent names in Michigan history: Desmond Howard, Tyrone Wheatley, Erick Anderson, Derrick Alexander, Elvis Grbac, Tim Biakabutuka, and even Johnny Cleveland's personal favorite, Tripp Welborne. Moeller also coached the team to three consecutive Big Ten titles in his first three seasons, building on Schembechler's 2 consecutive before the coaching change, for a grand total of FIVE CONSECUTIVE BIG TEN TITLES. A record that is unheard of in modern day football in any conference. Of note, four of those five titles were outright titles. Since 1980, only 18 of 28 Big Ten titles have gone unshared...of which 8 belong to Michigan, while the Buckeyes have only 3. But I digress...

Following the 1994 season, Coach Moeller's legacy began to be questioned. He was now dealing with a team that was comprised solely of players that he had recruited, and with limited success in terms of the great Michigan expectations. 1993 and 1994 were consecutive 4-loss seasons, each including 3 losses in conference. As for non-conference, a loss to Notre Dame in 1993 spoiled a preseason #1 vs. #2 matchup (T-Bone and I in attendance as pre-freshman) and The 1994 Hail Mary, well, we all know what that did.

On April 28th, 1995, Gary Moeller was coming off of a month of spring practice and found himself at Excalibur restaurant in Southfield, Michigan. If the rumors we heard on campus hold true, a good portion of a bottle of Grand Mariner later, Gary dropped a c-bomb on a waitress and began to act a bit unruly, prompting the arrival of Southfield's finest. Gary put his hands on an officer, which I implore you-the-reader to never do if in a similar situation...and the rest, they say, is history. A.D. Joe Roberson took swift action, and in the opinion of many, over-action, suspending Coach Moeller indefinitely before forcing resignation. All of this happened a full week before he was arraigned on the charges in question. Why?

The accounts depict a 54-year-old man loosed of all self-control, smashing drink glasses on his table, singing loudly and attempting to dance with women after his wife, Ann, left the restaurant to wait for him in their car. By the time police arrived at 10:16, the table at which the Moellers were seated had been served a dozen drinks. After punching an officer in the chest, Moeller was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and assault and battery, to which he pleaded no contest on Monday. But it was a tape recording police made of Moeller at nearby Providence Hospital, where they took him for fear he was suffering from alcohol poisoning, that shows a man alternately abusive, tearful, incoherent and relentlessly vulgar—and that ultimately forced him to resign the next day from his $130,000-a-year coaching job, which he had held for five years.

 

Enter Mitch Album, who wrote about how unfair the "firing" was in both the Freep and The Sporting News. His arguments do make some sense, which is more than I can usually say for ol' Mitch.

If the Wolverines had fewer losses in the previous two years, like 1 or 2, and if the team looked like it was gearing up for a National Title or even Big Ten title run...would we have seen the exit of Gary Moeller? It's tough to make the claim that the move was donor motivated. Then again...it's tough to claim it wasn't. Sports Illustrated's weekly column "This Week's Sign of the Apocalypse"would offer this gem:

 

One hundred twenty copies of the police report detailing the drunk-and-disorderly conduct that led to the arrest of former Michigan coach Gary Moeller were sold, at $15 each, during the first month the report was advertised in an Ohio State sports bulletin.

 

I'd hate to see the wildfire-like spread of that type of document in the internet era. No doubt that the term Moellered would have seen more press.

 

I remember with great accuracy Lloyd Carr's press conference when he was introduced as the interim head coach. Gary was his friend. He had this job because of opportunities Gary gave him in Illinois. Lloyd was angry...really angry. He had great disdain for the administration. In fact, that first press conference might have featured the most outspoken version of Lloyd Carr we ever got to see. Perhaps it was that reaction that put him on media lockdown for the bulk of his career.

In the middle of the 1995 season, following the worst win in history, a 5-0 victory over Purdue, the interim tag was removed. Two seasons later, Charles Woodson would win the Heisman, and Michigan would win the National Championship.

Without that one fateful evening, Lloyd Carr, only 4 years younger than Gary, would have never seen the field as a head coach. We can only wonder what the future would have entailed for the Michigan program, Coach Moeller, and his son Andy, a player that became a coach under Carr and just last year refused a breathalyser during a traffic stop. Perhaps we would be talking about the smooth transition from father to son, from Gary to Andy, the handing down of the reigns to the next generation. Perhaps we would have never had to ponder this statement made by Coach Mo in a 1997 interview:

I think Tom Goss is a great individual who will do a fine job at Michigan. He is not only a very good businessman, but he is very sincere and talented and through his honesty he has a lot to offer to the University. I think he is a wonderful choice.

 

Perhaps we'd be talking about a 60-year National Championship drought as well.

 

Weekend Roundup, More Roundups Than You Can Shake A Stick At Edition: June 9, 2008

​There are a lot of roundups out there. So many that it's tough to have a unique roundup...but I'm trying. MGoBlog has a plan in place where he just continuously picks posts and adds them to his del.icio.us account and they appear in the sidebar of the site. I'm thinking of going that way soon. The problem is that in this arduous off-season, the roundup holds a prominent position. Enough babble... on to what you missed while you spent your weekend booing Kwame.

** Michigan may have long since lost it's hold on being the Wolverine state, but now we can add Ohio to the list of states with unfit nicknames. 

The Buckeye State no longer has the largest Buckeye tree.

They apparently track and score these things. The Ohio entrant that held the title for 11 years and is actually taller by 4 feet. Girth matters, though, as the McDonald's/Illinois competitor is thicker and wider overall. It outscored the Ohio based tree 266-233.

Which reminds me of last season when Illinois beat Ohio State 28-21.

** This is pretty much being plastered all over the Michigan Blogosphere, but allow me to also throw my support behind the "Michigan Family" with a big middle finger to Justin Boren and his overrated brother by pointing you to MVictors and their pic of RichRod's new t-shirt.

** Because there is nothing else to do in Indiana, each year they make provisions for "no school this small" to ALWAYS find their way in to a state championship by reenacting the final game from the movie Hoosiers. Embarrassing? Yes. However, this year's editionincluded Michigan bound Zack Novak...who went all Jimmy Chitwood...

The University of Michigan recruit got three good looks from beyond the 3-point line. With his usual long-range acumen, Novak drained all three. He was chased by Butler University recruit Garrett Butcher during his time on the floor.

If I get tickets...Novak stays. He goes...I go.

** Phil Steele was on WTKA, and put Michigan in a fourth place tie in the Big Ten for the preseason. This is pretty much in line with the rest of the preseason mags, which you can see a summary of at stassen. Of note...not a single mag has us in the top 25. We fail to appear even in the "other's receiving votes" category.

** Somebody buy one of these for The Godfather. Can we utilize this technology at the tailgate?

** Mike Garrison has resigned. He was the President of West Virginia University, a job he won by taking 3rd in the log rolling event in the 2007 Great Outdoor Games. He was certainly a commander-in-brief, only holding the job since October 2007. Best known for handing out a degree to the daughter of the governor, he also was deeply involved in the RichRod buyout case. Oh, and the governor, he's the same asshole that took time out from his busy schedule trying to manage the booming economy of West Virginia to say this:

But, unfortunately, over the last two years, I have seen Rich become a victim of a college coaching system driven by high-priced agents that has turned those dreams into just another back-room business deal. Something is wrong with the profession of college coaching today when a leader’s word is no longer his bond, and it does not bode well for the student-athletes who entrust these coaches with their futures.

Yes, yes...back-room deals...like "give my daughter an MBA. I'm guessing all of this is good for the Rodriguez legal team.

Tubatorial: What's Your Fancy?

by Robert Haddad

The summer months, and for that matter most of winter and spring, are affectionately known on this site as "the off-season." And despite the valiant efforts of our non-revenue sports like baseball, softball, track and field etc...it will take a rejuvenation of our hoops team for that to change. So what do you do in the off-season? Undoubtedly this year has been different than most because of the change in coaching staff. The football team has clearly stayed in the news longer this off-season than in most. After the '09 class was announced in February and the spring game came and went, there were discussions on culture, family and organizational change as well as the pontifications of position starters most intriguingly at quarterback and running back.

And yet here we are in June, seemingly at the same place we would have been if we had finished 10-2 under Lloyd with a loss in the Rose Bowl. College football can be analyzed for only so long until the saturation starts to drown us. Naturally we push to the surface in an effort to grasp for air. We need some occasional breathing room from the game we love. Much the same as anything that demands the attention of tailgating and college football.

So we arrive at a historical distraction. And it doesn't involve donations or jerseys. It's simply an opportunity to honor one of the greatest athletes of this generation. Ken Griffey Jr is approaching a historic landmark this year. His next home run will give him 600 for his career. He has six on the year, in this is 20th season. At one point Nike suggested we "vote for Griffey" in 1996. An obvious indication of his popularity in the 90's. At that point he had finished his seventh season in the league and was widely regarded as the best player since Mays. In fact, he often made it into our baseball discussions when talking about the best player of our generation and the best player to ever play the game. By 1999 Hank Aaron had declared Junior as the front runner to break his esteemed career home run mark now held by Barry Bonds. A record that used to roll off the tongues of every mother, father and child in this country, 755. That same year as Aaron's proclamation, Junior was voted to the All-Cenutry team ahead of Bonds and Roberto Clemente (neither made the fan voted team). "The Kid" wasbaseball even in the midst of Mark McGwire and Sammy Sosa's assault on the long standing single season record of 61 home runs in 1998. 

The game might not light your fire anymore. It may never have. But its' records are the foundation of its' tradition much like the winged helmets (and not the "one" jersey) are the foundation of Michigan football. When Ken Griffey Jr hits his 600th there will be little celebration. I suspect because of the cloud of suspicion the game is still under and partly because Junior doesn't seek the attention some athletes demand. But when he hits 600, he will be one of the last to do so. Alex Rodriguez is on his way but the others on the list are closer to retirement than they are 600. And if you take into consideration the games he lost to injury, we could be talking about his 700th instead.

Our games change. Our teams change. Our opinions of both constantly change. And as we continue our transition to the new let us take a brief moment to celebrate our past by continuing to succeed in the present and the future.