Week(end) Roundup, "I Meant the Following Wednesday" Edition: July 28, 2008

​Ya, well, I've been on vacation.

Here's what we both missed while the metro area celebrated Todd Jones losing his job:

• JB hired a new assistant (Jeff Meyer) from Indiana that was on Kelvin Sampson's staff at IU.  Odd choice considering our history, but "Any concerns of Jeff's ties to the NCAA issues at Indiana have been addressed by the NCAA and our compliance staff,'' Beilein said. "He has been cleared."  So was Steve Fisher.  (Beilein Hires New Assistant - MLive)


• The Big Ten meetings have come and gone, and for the first time in 12 years, Michigan finds themselves outside of the top three.  ESPN's Big Ten Blog has this quotable: "Michigan coach Rich Rodriguez definitely brings a different flavor to the Big Ten. Can't really figure out what it is, but it's different. Maybe it's just that he didn't grow up in Big Ten country and has a real accent, unlike all those coaches from Ohio who pretend like they do."  (Big Ten Media Days Wrap Up - ESPN Big Ten Blog)


• The Fort Wayne Journal Gazette catches up with Tailgate Jesus, Joe Cahn.  Joe says: "Ah, but in the parking lot, with meat on the grill and a cold beverage in your fist ... that's where the neighborhood lives."  How am I supposed to get through August?!?!? (Master of the Tailgate Grill - FWJG)


• "Inside Michigan Football" replaces Michigan Replay.  It will air Thursday nights at 6:30pm on FSN.  That and a Big Ten roundup appears in this article from the Lansing State Journal.


• F*ck Lion owner and quiz bowl champion Marques Slocum is gone...Grady is not.  However, as you read this, Grady is probably running the golf course.  (Rodriguez: Slocum Gone, Grady Suspended - MLive)


• Those who stay will be champions.  Those who stay will be champions.  Those who stay will be champions.  Those who stay will be champions.  Those who stay will be champions.  Those who stay will be champions.  (Persistence Pays Off For Wolverines Who Stayed - ESPN Big Ten Blog)


• Link speaks for itself.  (Rodriguez: They Sell Guns in West Virginia - Wizard of Odds)


• I've been talking about the fact the real difference between this season and any other in my lifetime is "The Unknown."  Genuinely Sarcastic writes about it, and shares his passion for Michigan Football.  It's like he's in my head.


• My suggestion to you is that you start to take game number one very seriously.  (5 Utes Make Preseason All-Mountain-West Team - Block U)


• "The kids that go to Ohio State from Michigan are the kids that have no clue," Rose told WDFN-AM's Stoney and Wojo during their annual Radiothon fundraiser. "And the kids that go to Michigan State from the state of Michigan are the kids that can't go to [the University of] Michigan."  Welcome back to my happy place Mr. Rose.  (Rose on WDFN - Mlive)


• The Chicago Tribune says that Rodriguez was the center of attention at the Big Ten meetings.


• Remy Hamilton kicked a field goal to beat Notre Dame in 1994, sparking my first trip to South U to participate in a riot and the shredding of a Notre Dame flag on the steps of the Union.  Thank god for Wolverine Historian.  [Remy Beats Irish - MVictors]

Hey...Thanks

​First, I want to thank all the readers, friends, family, and the Michigan Blogosphere as a whole for getting the word out about bringing Guy Fieri to UMTailgate.com.  Special thanks to FryDaddy Frank who planted the seed.  The bevy of support has been outstanding, and it is a testament to the character of the Michigan fan contingency and our strong tailgating family.  Word has trickled in that some emailers have been contacted by producers of the show, which is great news.  Whatever happens, I am left with a warm heart by all of your kind words.  It makes me so much more excited for the coming season, and it drives us to create a better tailgate full of new and improved ideas, both activity and culinary based.  Just...wow.

Next, I am taking the blog in a new (read additional) direction, focusing on tailgate and food related items to create a balance with our Michigan opinions and coverage.  I'm going on vacation for the weekend, so I hope to start it when I return on Wednesday, with a chance of some scattered postings from now until then.

We are less than a month and a half from life starting again.  The stadium will be different, the uniforms will be different, and the gameplan will be different...but the tailgate family will be just as you left it in November.  Here's to things changing AND remaining the same.

Get This "Guy" to Appear At Our Tailgate

​My passion for a good plate of grub is immeasurable.  So it should come as no surprise to you that I am a huge fan of Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives on the Food Network.  I only discovered it about 6 months ago, and I am currently running out of space on my DVR because I can't bring myself to delete any of the episodes.  If you haven't seen the show, I recommend checking it out.  Every time I watch it, I get five new ideas for tailgate food.  Each foray into towns both small and large epitomizes everything I want in a dining experience:  homestyle cooking, fast service, a deep fryer, and some dirt on the floor.

The host, Guy Fieri, has pretty much the greatest job on the planet, going from restaurant to restaurant sampling the food and chatting up the ownership.  Guy recently made a stop at a Chicagoland area restaurant that gets its supplies from none other than our own FryDaddy Frank.  FryDaddy got a hold of Guy's ear and dropped a shameless plug for UMTailgate.com, who we are, what we do, and that Guy should stop by.  Guy got pretty fired up about the idea and there was an exchange of business cards.  Without a doubt, Guy wants to come to our tailgate.  I'm thinking there's a chance he might be involved in something this fall that is tailgate related.  No doubt he's the perfect guy for a show that checks out sporting event tailgates.  The problem is...Guy doesn't get to make those decisions.  This is where you come in...

Guy told FryDaddy to get the whole crew to send emails to the DDD producers.  So if you are a UMTailgate regular, an occasional stopper-byer, or a one-timer, drop a note to DDDinfo@mac.com.  Tell them what we do, tell them what you've seen, and tell them it would be perfect for Guy to stop by for the Patriotic Themed Tailgate on August 30th.

Quoting FryDaddy:

Guy told me that if enough of us send these people an email, he is very confident that we would be the first of many trips to tailgates for his show.

Ya, well, that would be f'n ridiculous.  But hey, where else would you start?  I mean, we are The Professionals with a "complex game plan.  It certainly "doesn't get any better than us."

Anyway, help us out! If nothing else, maybe it will get Gar some people at his tent from our tailgate overflow.  Thanks in advance.  Once again, it's DDDinfo@mac.com.

JoAnn Galloway Wants You to Let Grady Be Judged

Weinberg:  An argument that didn't work for Calley at My Lai. An argument that didn't work for the Nazis at Nuremberg.

Why did he plead "not guilty?"  Signs point to a plea bargain sometime before the August 14th trial date...lawyer meetings and what not.  But maybe it's because he didn't break the all-time drunk driving record...

"It's a substantial level," Sluiter said. "But I've seen higher."

Good to know.

Regardless, those looking for the football version of the death penalty are going to be disappointed.  Maybe a game or two suspension...and lots of Barwis.  But when you commit a crime that (luckily, mind you) results in no harm, and will likely result in no jail time, there's no way that you drop a kid...even if you are trying to set an example.  I'm not trying to trivialize the seriousness of driving while blitzed, but everybody deserves a second chance.  In fact, I've heard we often gave three strikes under the previous regime.

What the Settlement Means to You

​By now you've heard all about Rich Rod settling up with West Virginia.  WVU will get its $4 million.  No interest, no legal fees for them.  Michigan will reportedly pony up $2.5 million of it plus pay Rich Rod's legal fees.  What does this mean to you, the average fan?  Not a damn thing.

Seriously.  This is none of your business.

Ticket prices will not rise because of this settlement.  Construction on the new boxes will continue at Stadium and Main.  And your gameday experience will be exactly as it would be if a court ruled that WVU wasn't going to get a penny.

We have a football team that has a following every bit as big as an NFL franchise, with crowds bigger than an NFL franchise, and an individual licensing agreement with an athletic apparel company...  and the players play for free.  That's what I call low overhead.  $2.5 million is a typical take for a player agent from a high end rookie contract's SIGNING BONUS.  Trust me, there's more than $2.5 million in loose cash in the leather sofa in Bill Martin's office.  But he won't need it because this $2.5 million was always going to be paid by a few donors.  A few Carr hating donors ready to push the change.

So don't complain, don't worry, and stay out of it.  Someone else is taking care of this.  Trust in the behind the scenes deal that was orchestrated long before Rich Rod signed on to lead the Maize and Blue.