Returning to the Echoes, Waking the Glory, and the Early Bird Gathers No Moss

Perhaps we hate them so much because we fear that we are headed down the same path...or perhaps that's why it's so tough to hate them.  They have been an afterthought in the college football world for several years now, but beyond those several years, they hold a place in college football history that is unparalleled.

Today however, they are coming very close to losing a generation.  Those in their teens and early twenties only know of the legend of Notre Dame, they have not seen it in practice.  They know Bob Davie, Tyrone Willingham, and Charlie Weis.  They only know Lou Holtz as the weird old guy on ESPN with the lisp.  They don't know this rivalry, which finds its roots at the turn of the last century, and its fervor in the 80's and early 90's.

If you happen to be traveling to the Indiana border town this weekend, there are some things you should know.  As you enter the world that is South Bend, you find that it is a city not unlike Ann Arbor.  A campus entrenched in the city limits, built on traditions of exemplary education and football.

Then you park your car and open your door to a world where everyone is convinced that they were born with a golden domed pot to piss in.  There's an episode of South Park that exemplifies this world perfectly. A world of the smug where people enjoy the smell of their own farts.  That's Notre Dame.

It's the only place where a Michigan fan can find people looking down their noses at them.  We are the trash.  We are Michigan State to them.  They will wash their hands after shaking yours.  They will play classical music at their tailgate and recite poetry.  And while many a Michigan fan has been accused of clinging to the past, you will find that the Notre Dame fan doesn't cling to it, but lives it...because that is all they've got.  They've returned to glory and awakened the echoes so many times that it no longer has meaning.  Rebuilding isn't a process in South Bend, it's a way of life.  Every win is THE turning point, every loss is but a hiccup on their way back to dominance.  By the time the losses pile up enough to give up on the present, they find themselves ready for the next season, ready to rebuild again.  It's a cyclical process...they're working on it, they promise.

As this edition of the Michigan Wolverines enters the stadium this Saturday, they find themselves in Notre Dame's shoes...somewhat.  All indications are that this is that year we've all been dreading.  While we are seemingly optomisitc about the future, we are out to defeat that which we don't want to become.  We are playing, essentially, ourselves.  Perhaps our patience for a bright future belittles the importance of the rivalry on this day.  No doubt that ND needs this win much more than we do.  But on the field, we will be looking to prove one thing:  we can still win while we wait for perfection.  While we adjust, while we endure, we can never return to glory.  Because glory is something that we have never put to rest.  Our world, our record, our dominance, and our tradition...continues.

To hell with Notre Dame.

Weekend Roundup, To Hell With Notre Dame Edition: 9/9/08

We Brought Back the Cold War and Had a Cow

Ahhh yes, the 80's.  The decade that brought us such verbal gems as "gag me with a spoon," "shitting bricks," and "fuckin' A" made a strong appearance on our little section of the golf course on Saturday.  The age of the synthesizer rang in our ears and the girls showed up straight from "the valley" as we grilled, ate, drank, and celebrated our first victory of the 2008 campaign.

The tailgate crowd was decidedly smaller than the previous week, but still very large and spirited for a MAC matchup and a Michigan team that pooped themselves in week 1.  We are without a doubt hitting our stride as we head into the Big Ten season.

As I noted yesterday, the matchup with Miami of Ohio had some historical significance as RichRod's first win, but our past contests with the Red Hawks carried some tailgate and Michigan history with them as well.

In 2001, two spry and barely over 30 versions of Bubba and Stephen were already attending their 50th straight Michigan game.  Captain Michigan came out of retirement to leg wrestle his son and Tuba.  We all got our first pair of yellow socks. 

In 2004, we all walked to the game expecting to see Matt Gutierrez under center for the first time.  An injury shrouded in Fort Schembechler secrecy left the reins to true frosh Chad Henne.  Chad would lead the Wolverines to a back-to-back Big Ten title and a trip to the Rose Bowl.  

Hey, Wake Up. The Game is Over. Ya, we won.

With just under nine minutes to go in the first quarter, Michigan had scored on their first two drives.  The first was nearly perfect and resulted in a touchdown.  The second, which commenced as a result of a Red Hawk turnover, ended with a 47 yard field goal from Lopata.  After the way things went just a week ago, there was a brief moment of optimism.  Maybe we were going to put something together here.  Unfortunately, about two-and-a-half hours later in real time, and three full quarters later in game time, we had only mustered a missed field goal and six consecutive punts.  Fortunately for Michigan, and for my sanity, an anemic Miami offense went all day without finding the endzone.  It took until 11 minutes remaining in the game for Michigan to put together another scoring drive and end a game that was akin to chewing razor blades.

It was ugly.  There's no other way to describe it.  Last week, we couldn't run the ball.  This week, we couldn't throw a pass over the line of scrimmage.  But it was a win.  A win that was no doubt the result of a weak opponent rather than a result of improved execution.  However, in the end, it was both imperative and historic.  Imperative because in this season of change, it's the lay-ups that make the difference between 5-wins and the end of the nation's longest bowl streak, and 6-wins and a trip to Ford Field.  Historic because it was win number one for Rich Rodriguez, and hopefully the first of many that will come over a long and successful career.

The Lions would like to ask you..."What about right now?"  That is still an unanswered question.  Can Michigan improve enough to compete in the Big Ten?  Probably not.  But after watching the upstart (just laughed a little) Aztecs of San Diego State give Notre Dame more than all they could handle, I think we can compete next week. The Wolverines will be looking to end the Big Ten preseason in South Bend in what might be the worst matchup talent wise of Michigan and Notre Dame...ever.  After that, a bye week.  Maybe, just maybe, they will improve dramatically before hosting the Badgers.

The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - A.Chalmers

And if you are a Michigan fan...they fit all three.