My Favorite Prediction

You gotta hand it to the Wolverine Liberation Army.  Over the last three seasons, while we've all been crying in our beers and dissecting reality, they've been spending time writing posts in a fictional world they've created...and they're damn good at it.  Plus, they make me laugh, and sometimes you just need to laugh.  Regarding Wisconsin...

Miscellaneous predictions/thoughts: After being upset by unranked Michigan, Bielema will finally release the turd that has made him look constipated for his entire life.  John Clay will then eat it because he is fat.

Just awesome.  Made my Friday.  Cheers fellas, and GO BLUE!

Tomorrow Is Not Just Another Day

I posted back in August that we had reached the milestone of having ten seasons of tailgates plastered across the internet.  Well, on Saturday, we will be celebrating our actual 10 year anniversary.  On November 20, 2000, UMTailgate.com went online.  10 years later, and we're still doing it better than most.

It's been a great 10 years.  Let's celebrate with a Michigan victory and boots full of beers.  On that note...

Theme Alert: German....and at the Godfather's request, a side of Soups and Stews.

See you there!

Rodriguez's Last Home Game? Denard's too.

Rich Rodriguez marched the Wolverines into Ross-Ade Stadium and posted the largest margin of victory over the Boilermakers in West Lafayette in 16 years.  That's before Lloyd Carr, who's largest margin of victory over Purdue in Ross-Ade was the (no-doubt thrilling) 9-3 decision in 1996.  But our world rests heavily...on very thin ice.  Therefore the haters will tell you that this win was not a Michigan win, it was a Purdue loss.  The defense, which posted its best numbers of the season from a yardage perspective, has had their performance dismissed as having run into a bad Purdue offense.  The naysayers would like you to concentrate not on the fact that the Wolverines gave up 29 less points in regulation than the week before, but that the offense (the #1 total offense in the Big Ten mind you) scored 18 less points than the week before.  I'm fairly certain that Coach needs one more victory to keep his job.  Again, the botching of Penn State may ultimately be his demise.  At worst, these last two games need to be close.  Blowouts will all but guarantee an unceremonious exit at the hands of the Harbaugh lovers.  But I have a question for those of you that are in that camp, those that are anti-Rodriguez, those that have ignored every positive aspect of the new regime in the name of all that is Lloyd...

Are you prepared for Saturday to be the last home game in a Michigan uniform for Denard Robinson, Tate Forcier, and Devin Gardner? Because if he goes...they go.  And they're likely to take quite a few other members of the offense with them.

We've waited 3 years.  We started from nothing (ya, I said it) and built ourselves into a bowl team.  We've seen things on offense that are unparalleled in Michigan history.  How can we not wait if it is getting better every year?  How can we not wait if it means we get to see Denard as a junior...then a senior?

The quickest path to Michigan being what they were may very well be firing Rodriguez and hiring Harbaugh...or Hoke (the horror)...or fill in "old regime slappy" here.  But the quickest path to Michigan being better than Michigan, like, better than one-National-Championship-every-50-years Michigan, is with Rodriguez.

Destination: Bleachers

We overcame a lot of mistakes last week.  I honestly don't know how you turn the ball over 5 times and force only 1 turnover, yet manage to put up 45 points in regulation against what was the 15th ranked total defense in the country.  We single handedly dropped Illinois from 15th to 43rd in that category in a single week.  Add in the special teams, which had the Illini starting drives north of the 40 yard line more times than I care to remember, and never had a Michigan returner move it past the 25 until a trick play was called, and it is nothing short of amazing that we stayed in that game long enough to win it.  Must have been destiny.  Hemmingway's tip-drill catch certainly made it seem that way.  Every team needs a little luck, and that tip was the first gift from the football gods that we've been on the positive side of all year...maybe in three years.

Three games remain, and I'm exhausted with the "how many wins will it take?" talk.  I'd like to just concentrate on this next game, not for Coach, but for us...for Michigan...for me.

I'm the one who is going to sit in those wooden high school bleachers, on the end of the "stadium" with the crappy food and the port-o-johns.  I wonder if this will be the year that I'm actually allowed in to Ross-Ade stadium.  I doubt it.  I'm sure that we-the-visitors are still fenced-in down in our own little endzone.  Assholes.

While I'm certain that this weekend's trip to West Lafayette is yet another must win for Coach, I'm more concerned with falling to Purdue for the third consecutive season.  You see, Purdue is like Northwestern in the pecking order of the Big Ten, only they think that Drew Brees makes them relevant.  That's right, they went to a BCS bowl 10 years ago.  It's their only one.  They didn't do anything of note for 40 years before that, and they've done nothing since.  But somehow they swear that because Drew Brees saved New Orleans they're not on par with Indiana...and yet that is their chief Big Ten rival.  Ahhhhh, but Purdue is a basketball school.

A basketball school without a single Final Four appearance.

Whew.  Feels good to talk a little shit.  This is what winning does for you...it makes you a cocky bastard even though the game you won was an atrocity in the eyes of football purists.  By the way, without getting into too deep of a discussion on the relative evils of shootout victories vs. defensive struggle based victories, I would like to just say that winning against Illinois 67-65 is a hell of a lot less embarrassing than our 10-7 victory over Utah in 2002.  It's also less embarrassing than every loss ever.  So f*ck the critics.  We're moving on.

Of note:

Denard.  He needs 145 yards to break the NCAA record for rushing by a quarterback.

Toussaint is probable to play.

Steve Fisher is still alive and has the Aztecs in the Top 25 for the first time.

Best youtube compilation video ever...every Michigan trick play in the last 34 years.

Flashback photo album of the week:  Our trip to West Lafayette in 2004...