Massive Roundup

​What you (and I) might of missed while staring at that community chest card:

• This kid will never have a chance. Especially since it is highly likely that his parents are at least cousins. By the way, my first born: "Fielding Lloyd."


• Around the Oval debates Florida becoming the new Michigan, and reminds us all why they throw human and dog feces at us when we visit for games. Reasons like '95, '96, and '97.


• Kurt Vonnegut passed away, known to many as a famous author, but known to most of my education level for his cameo in "Back to School."


• Tommy Amaker is going to Harvard. And at his opening press conference...the sonofabitch wore a tie.


• In the wake of Coach B replacing Coach A, Harris and Grady decided to stay at Michigan. Alex Legion, however, went all Benedict Arnold on us. He and Joe Crawford can rot in hell together.


• I've been waiting five years to be able to prove to the world that we're as good as Duke.


• Lloyd is going to speak in his hometown...which is my hometown...at a venue I work at quite often. How nice.


• As long as Ron Coleman is happy, I'm happy.


• Happiness is taking pleasure in the pain of others. Or maybe that's just being evil.


• Nebraska blog analyzes Spring Game attendance. I contend that weather should be factored in...disappointing nonetheless.