That was uninspired, or at least uninspiring. The WOLVERINES, and due to the new Adidas alternates there's no doubt that's who we are, mailed in a 17-point victory against Wofford, playing much of the second half just a small Terrier run from having an "upset alert" broadcast from the NCAA tournament app. It's tough to pretend it doesn't matter, but it doesn't. There are no style points here. Tournament play, especially the one game elimination variety, does not require you to be good...or motivated. It only requires you to win. We just have to have our shit together enough to make it to the next round. No doubt a time will come in the next week (or two) where we will need to be good AND motivated, hell that time might be tomorrow at 5:15pm, but fortunately that time was not last night.

Recaps: M aize and Go Blue | UMHoops | Maize and Brew

Michigan moves on to play Texas, and I won't pretend I've seen them play at all this year. But Johnny Cleveland and I did see the TJ Ford led Longhorns fall to Carmello Anthony in New Orleans in 2003, and they have the same coach as they did then (Rick Barnes), so there's that. I also remember with great clarity falling to Texas in the first round of the 1996 tournament. So let me give you my expert opinion: Worry about rebounding and what we might do if our shooting goes cold. And you may feel free to copy-paste that into all future 2014 NCAA tournament games.

Previews: SI.com | Rant Sports | MLive | Bleacher Report

I am also a expert in classic porn. Texas has a player named Jon Holmes. This could be a problem.

Go Blue!

UMTailgate Tournament Challenge

One man stands alone at the top of the list after day one...Digger's Maize Highlighter got 15 of the 16 day one games correct. Eight participants behind him are tied for second with 14 of 16. Three participants bursting with Big 12 love lost a Final Four team (Oklahoma), one of which became the "Thanks for your $20" Bracket of the Day:

Ahhh, yes, taste the tears. Gotta say though, I've seen MUCH worse after previous year's day ones. We're all still in it, and that's saying something.

Enjoy the games!

So they effectively took last year's Final Four, removed the team that lost five of their last seven, and tossed in an 8-seed that was the pre-season #1. There you go...that's your midwest bracket.

I wasn't sure what I wanted from the Big Ten Tournament, but I'm pretty sure that the scenarios I had put together in my head didn't include one this shitty. I figured the consolation prize for losing to the pre-crowned 2014 National Champion Michigan State Spartans was that we were going to get to be the 2-seed in the Wichita State region. Somehow that would make everything ok. But then we got saddled with the best 3-seed in the tournament in Duke, and the egregiously mis-seeded Louisville at the 4.

But the 2013-14 Michigan Wolverines are miracle workers. I've said many times this season, I just don't know how they do it when they do it. We do not pass the eye test. We don't look like champions. But that's exactly what we are. That horrible game we sat through on Sunday afternoon? That's what I have been expecting nearly every time we've taken the floor. But Sunday was an aberration. Winning...and winning often...that is the norm, that is the reality of this team. We ran away with the title from a league considered to be one of the best. Without Trey Burke or Tim Hardaway, without Mitch McGary, they somehow became, in many ways, better. You don't have to understand it for it to be true.

But that's over now. This is not the season, this is the tournament. Different circumstances, different motivations, different level of experience. Last year at tournament time, Mitch McGary became the Mitch McGary we expected when he arrived on campus. His overnight improvement, which we now know was the direct result of coaching (HT:mgoblog), led this team to a place we never dreamed it could get to so quickly. I mean, it took so long, but happened so fast...does that make sense? Anyway, we sit here on the eve of Michigan's fourth consecutive NCAA tournament appearance, bad taste in our mouths at the hands of the nation's tournament pool darling, and I wonder...what is John Belein working on tonight? What repetitive drill is he going over? What weakness is he remedying? Nobody anywhere does more with less...nobody.

I've apologized through my television to Jordan Morgan and Caris Levert many times this year. I'm sure I'll owe Bielfelt and Horford a few before their careers are over. Players improve here. Non-factors become factors. Quiet guys become leaders. This is a model program.

The only way I could be prouder is if this was football.

OK, Linkfest: