Very Belated Announcement

​My deepest apologies for how late this announcement is, but we have a couple of tailgaters that have decided to go ahead and take the plunge, committing themselves to spending the remainder of their days together in sickness and in health, whether it be a Rose Bowl season or an Insight.com Bowl season, 'til death by alcohol do they part.

Being inappropriately groped in the above picture by yours truly is Michelle, affectionately known around the tailgate as "Tailgate Girl." She has been a fixture of the tailgate since we recruited her out of section 30 as a freshman. Her appearances were scattered throughout her college career as she managed her own UMTailgate spinoff at our rainout location.

Prior to last season, she finished her education, and appeared at the golf course in a full time capacity. At her side was her longtime boyfriend Kevin, who divides his time between earning multiple engineering bachelor's, master's, and doctorate degrees (now all completed...congrats!) and building Michigan themed grills in a machine shop. He became my right hand man for the 2007 season, a tailgate sous-chef if you will, and I wouldn't have made it through the season without him.

Just a few weeks ago, Kevin popped the question, which is of course, "Will you marry mego to all of the Michigan games with me?" Tailgate Girl accepted, and Kevin will take her last name...the couple will become Dr. and Mrs. Tailgate Girl.

Congrats to them both!

Weekend Roundup, Dodging Bullets Edition: June 1, 2008

The Tradition of Breaking Traditions

​Michigan football is full of traditions, I think. I guess it depends on your definition of tradition. How long of a history does something need to have to be considered a tradition? Is a tradition something that find its roots in the fanbase or does it come from the team? Who decides the point at which something makes the jump to being considered a program tradition?

The recent (as yet unconfirmed) news of the much desired #1 jersey being handed to an incoming defensive back has once again stirred the "doom and gloom" Michigan faithful's continuing paranoia of Rich Rod coming in and burning every Maize and Blue bridge possible in an attempt to seize complete creative control of the world's greatest football program. I wonder if Coach Yost felt the same pressure when he decided to add numbers to the back of the jerseys back in 1915. No doubt the sportblog world would have had a field day when Coach Carr decided to end the tradition of helmet stickers...if only sportsblogs existed back then.

With regards to the #1, which got some press last year with the announcement of the Braylon scholarship, I refer you to a very well done post from that time from the MZone. It chronicles the history of the #1 jersey, which actually went unworn for nearly 50 years before Bo Schembechler decided to break that tradition and give it to, um...a defensive back. Then they gave it to a kicker. Of course, with the donning of the #1 by Anthony Carter, the "tradition" began. Greg McMurtry and Derrick Alexander followed...before this piece of tradition setting excellence:

Junior College transfer Tyrone Butterfield was inexplicably given the #1 jersey in 1994, though he sat out the season as a redshirt. Butterfield is best remembered by Michigan fans for dropping a pass short of the end zone in Lloyd Carr's first game as head coach with time running out. If Butterfield had hung on, he would have been tackled short of the goal line and the game would have been over. Instead, with one more play, Scott Dresibach hit Mercury Hayes just inbounds for a touchdown on the final play and Michigan beat Virginia, 18-17, in what was at the time the greatest comeback in Michigan football history.


Whoooo hooooooo! I know you often have pined to find out who is going to don the jersey worn just 13 years ago by a JuCo transfer (that I had orientation with BTW) that is best known for a pass he dropped.

The truth is, we don't know what the reasoning was behind the alleged jersey promise. But let me throw this scenario at you... What if part of Terelle Pryor's decision was based on him getting the #1 jersey at the school he planned to attend. Would you have thrown it his way to get him to come to Ann Arbor? Ya, you would have...tradition be damned. Hell, Braylon would have even came out publicly behind that decision.

What you should be concerned with as a fan are the real traditions. The stadium, and its tradition of housing 100,000 plus on any given Saturday should go on for eternity. The winged helmets, which not only will remain on the heads of our football team, but have morphed into an official logo on the gear in other sports. The Victors, the greatest fight song ever written, will always let us know when the team has taken the field, and when the ball has crossed the goal line.

Rich Rod is not going to change any of these things. But you must keep something in mind. The Coach is in charge. He's in charge of the lives on and off the field of large group of kids that just got out of high school. He gets to decide. He gets to pick the offense. He gets to pick the defense. He gets to choose the starters. He gets to put the numbers on the players. He chooses the rewards, he dishes out the punishment. He decides when practice begins, when practice ends, and if a lineman needs to stay late and do 3 more sets of bench presses. He has complete control. Anything less would undermine him as the leader of this program. In short, we as a fan base need to stop acting like the guys in the barber shop in Hoosiers.

There are some Michigan Football traditions I would like to break. The tradition of getting burned deep. The tradition of waiting until our backs are against the wall before we open up the offense. The tradition of using the shaking of keys to mark a significant 3rd down play instead of just making as much noise as possible. The tradition of losing to Ohio State.

Michigan football wins. And they do so more than..and at a better clip than...any program in history. The only Michigan Football tradition that Coach Rodriguez needs to concern himself with, that he has control over, is the tradition of winning. The rest is fluff.

This Tailgate Has Come to Order

​We're just past the halfway point of the offseason...no better time than now to get together with the tailgate crew and decide the coming season's home tailgate themes. We gathered together at Fraser's pub on May 3rd to hammer out the details.

The meeting was called to order in a partial drunken fog by the Godfather. The committee immediately took time to enter into the minutes recognition of the birthday of Hall of Fame tailgater John Dogan. John turned 75, and remains the elder statesman of UMTailgate.com. Congrats John!!!

First on the docket...Utah. The opening game of the RichRod era will end a streak of of first-game Luaus going back to the start of themed tailgates. The Luau becomes another victim of the Appalachian State game and the heavy superstitions surrounding it as the worst loss in Michigan history, and may never be seen again. After a lengthy debate, we decided on a new theme, purposed by KT...The Patriotic Theme. It quickly morphed into a more football friendly title of "The All-American Theme" and will be red, white and blue decorated. Food will be also be All-American in nature, with burgers, fries, dogs, corn on the cob, etc.

Next up is Miami of Ohio. Out of New York by way of a teleconference, Tuba made a case for the 80's theme. 80's decor?...not sure. 80's food?...not sure. But 80's clothes and music...that we can do. The Godfather can help us all with this one. He's been wearing 80's stuff since...well...the 80's.

Then we travel to Notre Dame for the famous "party at the Godfather's" where we will look for back to back successful trips to South Bend.

The theme for the Wisconsin game came through very quickly...German. Easy enough.

For Illinois, the homecoming game, the theme selected was Urban. It should be noted at this point that the secretary entered into the minutes that "Frank is a control freak"...also that she had to pee so we needed to hurry up with this theme picking shit.

Ahhhhhh Toledo. Who doesn't love the mid Big Ten season MAC showdown. It is here noted that Captain Michigan needs another drink, and that everybody wants to eliminate Luau except for Lisa. Editors note: Lisa wants to keep Luau because she thinks she looks cute with flowers in her hair in the pictures. Back to business... Webmaster suggests a Western theme. Godfather seconds the motion. Toledo gets a Westerntheme.

The little brother game against Michigan State is up next. I will write directly from the minutes: Kristen and Lisa want a Formal Theme. Godfather wants to know what we will wear into the stadium. Pam doesn't want to wear heels. Southerners dress formal for all of their tailgates - why can't we do it? Captain Michigan is going to club a bunch of baby seals and wear a fur coat. Formal is the winner!

Northwestern gets the newly created Wild Game theme. This will be coupled withsoups and stews. Of note...Frank envisions Janet wearing a Pebbles-like outfit.

ADDENDUM: Yes, there will be a Carnival Theme tailgate, which was the favorite from last year. The carnival theme will be placed in an appropriate slot where we get a 3:30pm kickoff, and will bump the theme that is there.

Other Notes:


  • I need tickets for at Penn State, at Notre Dame, and at Ohio State.

  • The banquet will return to Damons on Nov. 15th

Weekend Roundup, Jet Lag Edition: Sunday, April 27th, 2007

​I slept from 3 to 9...(that's pm) on Sunday, which should alert you to the fact that my mental clock is not quite right. Therefore, enjoy this bullet list roundup of the world around the internets that you missed while realizing that you are never going to be able to go back and change the results of the App State game.