Staying Grounded in the "New Era"

So, you like this Denard kid eh?  Me too.  This is kinda how I imagined things going a couple years ago.  But, with no intended disrespect to the boys that took the snaps in 2008, you cannot make chicken salad out of chicken shit.  The improvement in Robinson's ability to execute the Rodriguez gameplan is the reason we are 2-0 today.  It's the reason people are saying that things are different this year.

But is it different?  There's just not enough data to answer that with a qualified "yes."  Is UCONN 2010 > Western 2009?  Is Notre Dame 2010 > Notre Dame 2009?  Tough to judge.  What's not tough to judge is the defense, which despite it's somewhat perceived improvement, still is at or near the bottom of the NCAA in every category.  And this is with Michigan's offense sustaining more drives and in kind limiting the number of opponent possessions.  Not a good sign.

Rushing Defense: 146 yards per game, 74th nationally

Passing Defense: 293 yards per game, 109th nationally

Total defense: 439 yards per game, 104th nationally

Sacks: 0.5 per game, 109th nationally

Right.  I hate to be all Debbie Downer again this week, but just remember to keep those expectations in check.  We're all looking ahead to MSU.  But we shouldn't be.  Think it's impossible for Michigan to lose this weekend?  I've got the towel I cried tears into and a lifetime of BTN replays from 2007 that should help you to know better.  Think BGSU is going to get rolled in the Big House?  Try Toledo on for size.  And Indiana?  We needed a valiant Tate comeback to pull that one out at home last year.  This year it's on the road.  If we pull that one out, we will double the number of Big Ten road wins for Michigan in the Rodriguez era.

Keep The Main Thing The Main Thing. Eyes Right, Mind Right , Stay Hungry and Sell Out.

That's all we can do.

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This wasn’t Mike Hart frantically looking over each shoulder like he was being chased by a dinosaur holding the top seven stories of a building in its mouth. Denard’s runs are moments of extreme calm. A high-precision strike delivered by a government operative from 50,000 feet above. The mission was over as soon as they got the coordinates. And in the end there is just a tiny cloud of dirt and gravel on an infrared monitor.

Holy

Notre Dame Stadium is not all that big.  Their press box isn't very impressive, and the scoreboards remind me of the pixelated version from early-90's Crisler Arena that used to blink "BIG NOOK" when Juwan Howard was introduced.  The "open bowl" setup lends itself to having the noise escape a la the pre-suite Big House.  The student section is small, as is the school in general, about 1/4 the size of the University of Michigan.  In short, on paper, Notre Dame is not all that intimidating of a place to play.  The reality however, is that the second you enter the stadium, you can literally feel the tradition, like you're in a museum, or a hall of fame.  The pageantry of the Notre Dame marching band, the boisterous student section's male and female portioned cheers, the gold helmets, and there's like a garden with shrubbery and ivy, green as Ireland, behind both the benches.  Seriously, it's beautiful.  And while I've never actually met a Notre Dame fan that actually attended Notre Dame, they are still very passionate, and enjoy looking down their noses at you.

But there's something about the place.  Something is different there.  It's hard to describe.  Sometimes called "luck" or "magic," and often playfully given religious metaphors.  This power, this certain something, this twelfth man that Notre Dame possesses for each and every home game...it's real.  I've seen it.  And I'm not talking about touchdown Jesus, though after staring into his eyes for the better part of 4 hours on Saturday,  I know that each time I looked to the heavens for help with my team, he scrambled the signal.

That's why I was never comfortable.  A 14-point lead is nothing against the power of that place.  Even referees are unable to resist the mystique.

Early on, we knocked Notre Dame quarterback Dane Crist silly, whose last name is an h short of being the messiah, and they brought in Joe Montana's son.  Seriously...Joe Montana's son.  He rode in to the stadium on a unicorn.  He had on his dad's NFL number.  And he had giant calves from wearing shape-ups.

With just under 4 minutes to go in the game, the sky, which had been thick overcast, parted, and sun hit the field for the first time all day.  And a rainbow in the distance hooked around and landed on the 50-yard line.  Ten seconds later, Crist, back in the game for the second half after guzzling holy water, threw a 95-yard touchdown pass to a tight end to give ND their first lead since the first quarter.  The PA announcer actually said "95-yard touchdown pass from Dane Crist to Kyle Rudolph, and a rainbow on the 50-yard line."

I'm not making this shit up...except for maybe the unicorn.

But there was Denard.  And Denard is something that the football gods, or the gods, or god Himself may have not been prepared for.  Notre Dame, despite seeing the films from the previous week, certainly was not.  Denard broke the rules of tradition.  Denard broke records.  He now holds the mark for the longest run in the history of Notre Dame stadium.  He is also the first person to use the Heisman pose out of necessity since the guy they modeled the statue after did it in 1934.  Denard doesn't know or care who Knute Rockne is, and he doesn't know or care about his own stats.  He only cares about the team.

And this is a team my friends.  Coach Rodriguez is building his own family here.  He's creating his own Michigan men.  Don't kid yourself, he created the phenomenon that is known by many as "shoelace."  He took a sprinter and made him a football player.  Rich Rodriguez created Denard Robinson to take everything that is wrong with these Wolverines, from the placekicking to the punting to the defense's inexperience, and eliminate them from the equation of football completely. 

They say special teams wins games, and defense wins championships.  We have very little of either, yet we have a chance to win both.

This Is All A Bit Premature

Listen, I don't want to put a negative spin on Saturday's win. But I think it's important to put it in perspective, to learn from our recent past, and to wait just a little while (like November) before anointing this team as "back." UCONN was touted...yet unranked. Notre Dame is unranked, and beat Purdue, which means that they too have accomplished very little.

Half of the AP pollsters must have a vested interest in NBC sports, because it seems they did everything they could to get Michigan, a team that received no preseason recognition whatsoever, into the top 25 after just one game. Michigan is first in line in the "others receiving votes" category, nipping at the heals of Jim Harbaugh's Cardinal.  MVictors broke down the voters...dude from the Plain Dealer has us at #8?!?

On Saturday, the hype of one team rests entirely in the performance of a quarterbackthat has started just one game...the hype of the other team rests entirely in the performance of a coach that was at Grand Valley State a few years ago. The reality is that the only thing that Michigan and Notre Dame have really accomplished is avoiding embarrassing themselves. But the media wants us both to be back. We are the powerhouses of the powerhouses. College football is most certainly better when Michigan and Notre Dame don't suck. And when the game ends on Saturday, the impact will be overblown, with the winner prematurely entering the top 25, and the loser falling back off of the college football landscape.

That being said, I think it's important to enjoy victories. Saturday was an emotional roller coaster filled with hope and history, capped off by one of the single greatest performances by an individual wearing a Michigan uniform. I loved every minute of it. And I still appreciate the win over Indiana last year, even though the Hoosiers ending up sucking just as bad as we did. I will always remember the 2008 Threet and Sheridan show knocking off then #9 Wisconsin, and Sheridan single-handedly dismantling the Golden Gophers in our last visit to the Metrodome.

But I am grounded, you see, because the last three games I just mentioned were the only three games we've won against the Big Ten since Rich Rodriguez arrived. Try to embrace the euphoria without getting drunk on it. Put simply, the lower you keep your expectations, the happier you are going to be with this team.

Now that I've made that clear, know this...we are going to kick the living shit out of Notre Dame...and Sparty...you're next.

We're Kind of a Big Deal

Saturday by the numbers...

10 lbs of corned beef hash

54 eggs

6 pounds of chicken apple sausage

100 lbs. of grilled Kraft Macaroni and Cheese...which was, by the way, really good

24 lbs. of marinated pork loin

10 lbs. of bacon and kimchee fried rice

...and that's just what came off of the grill.

For the christening of our new tailgate spot and a celebration of 10 years of tailgating these internets, I'd say things went pretty well.  Couple that with the re-dedication of Michigan Stadium, Brock Mealer touching the banner, and Flash Dilithium re-introducing himself to the world...and I'd say the whole damn thing was pretty much perfect.

Thanks go out to Andrew Barnett for setting us up with the people of Kraft, and for all of his hard work making sure we had enough product to go around.  Thanks to Brian and Kevin for turning that Mac and Cheese out by the ton.  Thanks also to big #37 Jarrett Irons for being so accessible, so warm and welcoming, and for spending so much time talking to our group.

Here's the pictures from the Luau tailgate and Michigan's 30-10 victory over the UCONN Huskies: