Another Super Tuesday and Reader Feedback!

How many pivotal Tuesdays can we have in one year? It's Clinton-Obama...for all the marbles...again. Seems like a long way to go to see who is going to be the Ohio State of the U.S. election.

Segwaying nicely into your government and you, or your government and college football if you will, I present to you House Resolution 938:

Commending the West Virginia University Mountaineer football team for exemplifying the pride, determination, and spirit of the Mountain State and overcoming adversity with skill, commitment, and teamwork to win the 2008 Tostitos Fiesta Bowl.

Whereas Mountaineer receiver Tito Gonzales demonstrated outstanding play with a 79-yard touchdown pass and showed a national television audience how important Mountaineer success was to his team and his State;


Wow...and you were worried about a war for oil. Meanwhile Congressman Alan B. Mollohan wants you to give a hand job to Tito Gonzales for catching a ball...sorry...I mean, for catching a ball on national television. They were honored at the national level, and more recently at the state level, and for what??? For winning a Bowl Game with aracist interim coach after not taking care of a homegrown talent and forcing him to look to blue-er pastures.

Which brings me to a comment left just yesterday afternoon on one of my posts from a couple of weeks ago. With all of this posting during my lental obligation, it is deep in the archives, but in the interest of not wanting it to fall on deaf ears blind eyes, I give you the ramblings of reader goblue381...

I have a question for you. Have you ever been to West Virginia? I probably would guess not because you are making stereotypical statements about the state that you know nothing about. You are probably one of those people who doesn't even know where West Virginia is. I am ashamed to see this article on this website. I graduated from UM in 2004 and currently attend law school at WVU. Your bashing of a professor I hold in high regard is very disturbing. You attack someone who you don't know at all. You act like you know more than he does when in actual reality, he's got more knowledge and experience in law than you'll ever have in your lifetime. You write this article as slander to West Virginia. You call out the West Virginia University Sports and Law Society like we need to smoke drugs and feel good about ourselves before we read it. In no way did that blog EVER attack Michigan at all. It is an informational blog to discuss the legal aspects of the feud between Rich Rodriguez and West Virginia. I read this article today and it makes me ashamed to be a Michigan fan because of people like you who know NOTHING about the law or West Virginia. Yes, you can write whatever you want about West Virginia because its your 1st Amendment right to freedom of speech but when you attack a person's character as well as an area you know nothing about, you are crossing the line. Shame on you.

I'm no lawyer. In fact, I'm not much of anything, but I do have this tailgate party that I attend and support. Basically, I'm just a fan with a blog with some humor that is often tasteless. Yes, I have been to West Virginia. Played golf there, up in a mountainous area. 18 holes for $9.50. Classy. Muskrat sandwiches were available at the turn, as well as Miller High life. Unfortunately, there were no inoculations for hepatitis to be found. When it comes to West Virginia, it's really not MY stereotype. Ever typed "west virginia redneck" into google? Prepare to waste a full day clicking through the 50,000 sites. You're right though, my limited time in West Virginia is no where near sufficient to form such jaded opinions. Plus I've never been to WVU, I've only read about it:

Fire officials in Morgantown, W.Va., have ordered the removal of all upholstered furniture, debris and flammable objects from porches in city neighborhoods with high West Virginia University student populations in an effort to put a damper on the outdoor furniture blazes that have become a tradition.

Honestly, I didn't attack the intelligence of Professor a.d.p.c. He's probably the smartest man alive...in West Virginia. The equivalent of Not Sure being the smartest man in the world. And while he may have "more knowledge and experience in law" than I will ever have in my lifetime, I am fairly certain that neither he nor you will ever dine on a deep fried white castle hamburger. What I was ripping on was his name, which he so pompously leaves uncapitalized and accented. Somehow that was an attack on his character? This guy might be Mother Theresa for all I know. Though my psychic (or psychotic) opinion is that he is a lot like that guy from the Harvard bar in Good Will Hunting:

I was just hoping you might give me some insight into the evolution of the market economy in the Southern colonies. My contention is that prior to the Revolutionary War, the economic modalities, especially in the southern colonies, could most aptly be characterized as agrarian, pre-capitalist --

So to sum up: I made a little fun of West Virginia, commented on a law blog being boring, and poked fun at a man's bad faculty photo. Ah, so sue me. Wait, law school right? No, please don't sue me. My apologies. All I ask of you is this: Don't be ashamed to be a Michigan fan because of me. In no way do I represent the typical Michigan fan. What you should be ashamed of is the fact that your BA in History and Econ didn't get you into Michigan Law, and instead you had to go West Virginia, which I don't find on this list. Do you like apples?

The Weekend Roundup, Tommy Boy Has Been Bad Edition: March 4, 2008

​What you missed this weekend while you aced the WWF Action Figures Quiz...

The March, the Madness

​It's here...March that is. Despite the fall of basketball around these parts, there is still something to be excited about. Bracketology. Two weeks from tonight, the Big Ten tournament will conclude and Selection Sunday will begin. Michigan, outside of what would be the most improbable scenario in basketball history, will be sitting at home in the post season. No NCAA, no NIT. But they can't stop us from filling out our brackets. No sir.

The 2008 UMTailgate.com tournament challenge will be the 8th annual, which is both amazing and disturbing. Even more amazing and disturbing is that I recently received an email from a 7-month old child. It reads...

I whooped all your asses from the womb last year.... Who wants more?


For those that don't remember, the unborn grandson of The Godfather won last year's challenge, and now he is apparently talking shit. Challenge invites coming soon....watch your mailboxes.

We Have A Date

An official date has been set for the 2008 UMTailgate.com Spring Reunion, and that date is....May 3rd. Yes, that will be the latest reunion date in history, but when The Godfather speaks, I just listen. Apparently, his schedule is all filled up until then. I am assuming that Fraser's Pub will be location, but I will post more details as we get closer.

Hope to see you all there!

Everything Is Fine

​Had a conversation with G-Daddy this afternoon...that's the Godfather to you at home. He told me he's actually hung a noose from the ceiling fan with all the depressing news about Michigan Basketball, Terelle Pryor, and RichRod lawsuits, and that he is prepared to use it if things don't start looking brighter on UMTailgate.com.

Fear not, Dennis. Here is your happy linkfest...

You are probably environmentally conscious. Most likely you are concerned about global warming. Well, guess what kids...that shit is OVER!!! Get out your aerosol cans and run those SUVs, because the Earth is getting colder. I'm talking to you, you hippy bitches! COLDER!

...all four major global temperature tracking outlets have released data showing that temperatures have dropped significantly over the last year. California meteorologist Anthony Watts says the amount of cooling ranges from 65-hundredths of a degree Centigrade to 75-hundreds of a degree.

That is said to be a value large enough to erase nearly all the global warming recorded over the past 100 years. It is reportedly the single fastest temperature change ever recorded...up or down.


So kiss my Bush-loving ass.

We are a mere 6-months away from Michigan vs. Utah, and themes aside, you will at some point this season see this at a tailgate. Call your cardiologist. What? You don't have a cardiologist? Well you will after this season, tubby.

Despite perceived problems with RichRod, you should be very thankful. Why? Because we didn't hire Kirk Ferentz who has had...

14 arrests involving 13 players in the past 10 months.

Dodged that bullet, didn't we Lloyd? Could've be worse, could've hired Willingham.

How about some prep action that isn't depressing? This dunk is one of the sweetest plays I have ever seen, and it basically involves children.

Hockey. Hockey. Hockey. Hockey team = good. We're looking to lock up the CCHA this weekend, and get that #1 seed heading into the tourney. Frozen Four has always been cooler than the Final Four.

The Tigers haven't lost a game yet this Spring.

Just in case you were thinking about sticking with Clark Kellogg for the postgame reports during the NCAA tournament, let me bend your ear. Bob Knight is doing NCAA hoops coverage for ESPN. This is going to be the best tv on tv.

It's a celebration! The Florida Gators are no longer a contender in the SEC. They have hired former Michigan secondary coach Vance Bedford, whose entire career is based on the talent of Charles Woodson.

So, ya, Terelle Pryor is the shit...

Pryor put up a triple-double..... 39 points...24 rebounds...10 blocked shots..... and just for fun he picked up 6 assists (leading his team to a state championship in basketball).

...but he also is wearing a year's tuition on his wrist. He is rapidly becoming a sanction liability.

Happy now Godfather? If not, see if one of these puts a smile on your face.