Canadian Michigan Fans Giving Life and Limb for Season Tickets

Brian remarked today in the Fanhouse that of the 84 handicap seats that are being added to the Big House for next season, only 14 have been sold.  Marty Bodnar says these seats are for handicap patrons only, so they are trying to get the word out to the handicapped community.  Meanwhile, I was on the waiting list for 6 years before I got the privilege of being able to purchase 2 seats in section 9.  Brian jokes...

Keep this in mind if you see a headline like "UNEXPLAINED RASH OF AMPUTATIONS ACROSS MICHIGAN" sometime in the next couple months.

Funny?  Yes.  Until you see this...

A woman on a beach near Campbell River, a fishing town on Vancouver Island, discovered a right foot inside a black Adidas men's running shoe, witness Sandra Malone told AFP.

"You could see the two bones coming up out of the shoe," said Malone, who manages a tourist campground 220 kilometers (137 miles) northwest of Vancouver. "It's just the bone and a lot of seaweed around the ankle," she said.


They even went with Adidas in celebration of the latest athletic department contract.  And I thought that the $500 I dropped on OSU tix in 2006 was a sacrafice!  These are the real fans.  O' Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Weekend Roundup, More Roundups Than You Can Shake A Stick At Edition: June 9, 2008

​There are a lot of roundups out there. So many that it's tough to have a unique roundup...but I'm trying. MGoBlog has a plan in place where he just continuously picks posts and adds them to his del.icio.us account and they appear in the sidebar of the site. I'm thinking of going that way soon. The problem is that in this arduous off-season, the roundup holds a prominent position. Enough babble... on to what you missed while you spent your weekend booing Kwame.

** Michigan may have long since lost it's hold on being the Wolverine state, but now we can add Ohio to the list of states with unfit nicknames. 

The Buckeye State no longer has the largest Buckeye tree.

They apparently track and score these things. The Ohio entrant that held the title for 11 years and is actually taller by 4 feet. Girth matters, though, as the McDonald's/Illinois competitor is thicker and wider overall. It outscored the Ohio based tree 266-233.

Which reminds me of last season when Illinois beat Ohio State 28-21.

** This is pretty much being plastered all over the Michigan Blogosphere, but allow me to also throw my support behind the "Michigan Family" with a big middle finger to Justin Boren and his overrated brother by pointing you to MVictors and their pic of RichRod's new t-shirt.

** Because there is nothing else to do in Indiana, each year they make provisions for "no school this small" to ALWAYS find their way in to a state championship by reenacting the final game from the movie Hoosiers. Embarrassing? Yes. However, this year's editionincluded Michigan bound Zack Novak...who went all Jimmy Chitwood...

The University of Michigan recruit got three good looks from beyond the 3-point line. With his usual long-range acumen, Novak drained all three. He was chased by Butler University recruit Garrett Butcher during his time on the floor.

If I get tickets...Novak stays. He goes...I go.

** Phil Steele was on WTKA, and put Michigan in a fourth place tie in the Big Ten for the preseason. This is pretty much in line with the rest of the preseason mags, which you can see a summary of at stassen. Of note...not a single mag has us in the top 25. We fail to appear even in the "other's receiving votes" category.

** Somebody buy one of these for The Godfather. Can we utilize this technology at the tailgate?

** Mike Garrison has resigned. He was the President of West Virginia University, a job he won by taking 3rd in the log rolling event in the 2007 Great Outdoor Games. He was certainly a commander-in-brief, only holding the job since October 2007. Best known for handing out a degree to the daughter of the governor, he also was deeply involved in the RichRod buyout case. Oh, and the governor, he's the same asshole that took time out from his busy schedule trying to manage the booming economy of West Virginia to say this:

But, unfortunately, over the last two years, I have seen Rich become a victim of a college coaching system driven by high-priced agents that has turned those dreams into just another back-room business deal. Something is wrong with the profession of college coaching today when a leader’s word is no longer his bond, and it does not bode well for the student-athletes who entrust these coaches with their futures.

Yes, yes...back-room deals...like "give my daughter an MBA. I'm guessing all of this is good for the Rodriguez legal team.

Who's in on a Suite?

Varsity Blue has published a brochure that details what it takes from a cash perspective to get your name on a piece of the new stadium. You can get it on a concourse. You can put it on a lobby. You can even put it on the President's suite...or the Athletic director's suite. Wait a sec. They both get suites? They can't share a suite?

We've come a long way from a $50 brick. Slapping your John Hancock on the stadium is going to run you anywhere from $5K to $2.5 Million.

But there are some deals to be had here folks...namely the suites. If you go low end, a suite is $55,000 and includes seating for 16. That's $3437.50 per season, per seat. But bear with me here folks. 80% of that is tax deductible. With some crafty gorilla math, and depending on your tax bracket, you're looking at somewhere in the neighborhood of $1700-$1900 per season ticket....which is not that far from the $350-$400 plus $500 seat license you might already be paying. Basically, for twice the price, you can have a suite. But as Varsity Blue points out, there is one huge caveat: Despite premium food and beverage service in the suites...alcohol is not permitted or served.

Doh!

Section 30 is looking more and more comfortable everyday. There might not be as much room...there might not be as much glamor...but there is certainly more spirit...

...and there's usually someone serving alcohol.

Weekend Roundup, Jet Lag Edition: Sunday, April 27th, 2007

​I slept from 3 to 9...(that's pm) on Sunday, which should alert you to the fact that my mental clock is not quite right. Therefore, enjoy this bullet list roundup of the world around the internets that you missed while realizing that you are never going to be able to go back and change the results of the App State game.

I Just Threw Up A Little Bit In My Mouth

If this turns out to be true...even a little bit...we need a new Senior Associate AD.

Maybe they should take a cue from previous Michigan coach Lloyd Carr, who according to a source close to the situation worked behind the scenes to help Boren obtain his scholarship release from Michigan. Carr even assured Boren that Ohio State is the closest thing to Michigan that he would find and that there are "good people" in Columbus.

WTF?  I don't care what his relationship was with Boren.  I don't care if he was related to Boren.  You do not help, assist, or even give silent approval for a player to transfer to your rival.  This is unprecedented, unheard of, and paints the current staff into a corner.  This is backstabbing, plain and simple.  It is now obvious that Lloyd will forever hold a grudge because his boys were not even considered for the head coaching spot, and then were unceremoniously removed from their assistant spots.  Now there will be media attention.  Is that what you wanted Lloyd?  Questions will now be asked each and every time you appear in public about your relationship with Rodriguez.  You may be a Michigan Man, but you are not THE Michigan Man, and it's time you told the truth, that your agenda came before the team...and still does.

So close to dead to me, I can smell the rotting corpse.

Getting over jet lag, back in full form soon.