Adieu Ron Coleman, I Wish You Were Ron Coleman

​There was a time when I hated you Ron Coleman, now I only loathe you. Back when you were a Sophomore, I was a season ticket holder for basketball. You were a chucker then, and I watched as you failed to improve as your career progressed. I watched as we had to "move in a different direction" from your former Romulus teammate Jerret Smith. I watched your stats taper off in your senior year. Sure, you were injured. Sure, it was a new system...and you were the lone senior. Maybe that's not fair, maybe we should count David Merritt, whose best basketball stat is that in his Freshman and Sophomore years he didn't play basketball but was on the Dean's list. That Dean was most likely Mrs. Amaker, which is probably how he made the team last year. Anyway Ron, I expected some leadership out of you. I expected more minutes. I expected, well, too much I guess.

I wanted you to be remembered Ron. But it was not to be. You haven't even managed to be the best Ron Coleman. That's right Ron Coleman, I am saying that you are no Ron Coleman. Take Big Ron Coleman for example, he's an 8-time Mr. Olympia. Ron Coleman mining is a successful purveyor of quartz in Arkansas. Ron, you don't even know what a cichlid is. Meanwhile Dr. Ron Coleman is living his life among the cichlids, unlocking the secrets of evolution. I really wish you were the Ron Coleman that writes for one of my favorite blogs, RightWingNews, at least then I could respect your ideals.

Michigan closed out the 07-08 campaign and Ron Coleman's Crisler career by playing exactly the way they have played all year. Outplay the opponent for the majority of the game, shit the bed for 3-4 minutes, turn the ball over 20+ times, and lose by around 10. The cliche of the "score not being indicative of the game" should be attached to every contest that involves this team. Michigan did fall 72-58 to Purdue at Crisler, and it wasn't for lack of effort from Epke Udoh. Udoh was all over the place, and it was obvious that he had something to prove. The announcers recognized it, the fans recognized it, and Beilein recognized it. At the end of the game, Udoh was the only player that had the right to say this:

We always come out and play hard," said Michigan's Ekpe Udoh. "We just don't play hard the whole 40."

Don't I know it. Make me a liar and an idiot and make a little noise this weekend fellas...please.

The Halfway Inn

​Well, not exactly halfway, as construction is going to continue until leading up to the 2010 season, but apparently things are moving along quite nicely over at Stadium and Main. Here's the official release from MGoBlue, and considering I'm the last to alert the world of this, I'll give credit to MVictors for alerting me.

The whole thing reminds me a bit of the Iowa construction from 2005, which I didn't like very much. It's not exactly aesthetically pleasing to have a giant frame of a building (make that two buildings) hovering over the stadium during a game. But it's just temporary folks. Of note is that it seems the old press box will remain intact for the coming season, so you haven't seen the last of it yet.

You Want Less, Not Moore

​OK, quick, fully ripped post for this Friday night...

With the regular season swan song coming for Michigan Basketball this Sunday, I would like to point you to two posts about former Michigan Basketball player Josh Moore. Josh played basketball here. Yes, I know you don't remember him. That's because he was the worst 7-footer in the history of the NCAA. First, the total picture from UMHoops,highlighted by this:

Moore clearly feels that he did not get a clear shot at Michigan, which I suppose is fair. Even though the academic issues surrounding Moore’s career are plentiful he never really did get a shot on the court. Then again he was brought in with an era of Ellerbee that can be described as nothing short of a nightmare.

and this...

Moore has plenty of thoughts and brings up some interesting points. While they have flaws of their own Moore's blog is worth a read for any Michigan fan that wants to reminisce about the glory gloomy days of the Ellerbee era or even just get Moore's opinions on the Rich Rodriguez hire.

No offense UMHoops, but I would rather get opinions on the Rich Rodriguez hire from...well....anyone other than Josh Moore. Josh is a first class dick, and an enemy of the program. This is outlined in the following quote, which is also quoted on UMHoops:

The biggest mistake I ever made in my life was attending the scandal filled, divided, cesspool known as the University of Michigan and I have no problem with publicly saying that.

The biggest divided cesspool that has ever existed is the one that resides between Josh's legs. For more commentary of this nature, I direct you to 

Michigan Against the World...
Under the handle "Big J," Moore discusses his experiences at Michigan and is really quite bitter. Well, the feeling is mutual Josh, because you sucked. You didn't just suck, you FUCKING sucked. In fact, you and Avery Queen taking the court at the same time was basically the only proof ever needed that suck does indeed come in all shapes and sizes.

and...

OK. As if Shaq as your cousin isn't a big enough claim to wannabe-fame, Moore is really calling Glen Rice "my former teammate?" Rice was a Clipper for 3 months in 2003-04, when Moore technically was a Clipper, spending the entire season on IR before being shitcanned for sucking.

Shitcanned. Love it.

The Fate of the Michigan Team...Not That One

​There is a commercial that used to run ad nausea during NCAA football and basketball games, and occasionally you still see it. It profiles a random female NCAA athlete or a male athlete in a non-revenue producing sport and highlights their athletic prowess as well as their pursuit of an academic degree. The tagline is poignant, "There are 380000 NCAA student athletes, and most of them will go pro in something other than sports."

Most of us as fans give our football team unwaivering support. For their time as Wolverines, be it three, four, or five years, they are part of our immediate family. And even when they move on to the next stage of their lives, then remain a part of our family in an extended role. We watch many of them go on to make us proud at the next level, and as tailgater Lisa pointed out in her message board post, we bask in the glory ofmore of our players than any other University. But it's that next tier of players that are often forgotten. Below the NFL roster players, be it pro bowlers, 2nd stringers, 3rd stringers, or practice squad guys, there's a group of Michigan men that are hanging on to a dream. They find themselves moving in and out of NFL camps for tryouts each fall. Making a team is all they think about. They want to participate. They want to play again.

With NFL Europe now defunct, and the Arena League's 50-yard field...enter the AAFL. The game you love, with teams from the hotbeds of college football. And the best part...bullshit free. No mascots. Team Michigan. That's it, that's the name. The rosters are made of men that GRADUATED and exhausted all of their college eligibility, lending a certain amount of credibility to the character of the players. There is also a regional aspect to the roster, as players that wish to participate that went to college in the team's home state are automatically on that team's roster, with the rest of the positions on the roster filled by a draft. In Michigan, they even secured a first class venue in Ford Field.

I was excited to see names like Willis Barringer, Garrett Rivas, James Whitley, and even old number 21. Yep, that's right, Jeremy LeSueur. Sure, not really household names in the world of professional football, but they ARE household names to us. The release of the Michigan roster names made me think about all of the players that have disappeared off of our radar over the years. It would be nice to see some of them again. Plus, seriously, it's football in the spring. There's not that many teams, and in turn not that many games...which is good because that makes it not too much of a commitment for your average fan.

So here's the problem: Garrett Rivas may never get a chance to boot that first kickoff. The league was scheduled to open camp next Wednesday, with games starting in April, but now they are apparently in financial peril. The league has a very well run viral marketing campaign through emails to fans from players, and they have a well-designed website. But now that website is headed by a message from the league that states that they are looking for a new majority owner. Not exactly the thing you want to be looking for going into your first season.

Every effort is being made to insure that the '08 season will be played as planned, but this depends upon locating a new majority owner with the needed liquidity, which in turn depends upon the League being able to finalize a TV deal. Otherwise, the inaugural season will be postponed to '09.

Enter the comedic naysayers...

Luckily, We'll all only have the memories of their draft and its epic covert liveblog on Snarkastic to cherish as we watch Eric Crouch and Chris Leak desperately try to stave off real life for another year. Trust us, men: having done it for years now, it's well worth the effort. Have you considered law school? It's like a pro football career, but with delicious and utterly crippling student loan debt.

and...

The players who were selected in the initial draft may also be an indication as to why the league should just give up now. Headcase/uber-washout Eric Crouch managed to be the third overall pick. I won't lie, when Eric Crouch is your league's third overall pick, it better be for a flag-football league.

Even more hilarious, Peter Warrick was drafted 40th overall. And Wayne Fontes's brother was going to be a head coach. Awesome.


That's John Fontes he's talking about. Um, he's Michigan's coach. OK, OK, maybe it's a little funny.

Maybe I'm crazy, but I still believe there is a place for something like this. Maybe they were thinking too big, maybe they had bad accountants, I'm not sure. If nothing else, the idea of this league should remind you that there is a large amount of amazing athletes that wore the Maize and Blue, men that made a difference at the amateur level, and depending on your level of dedication, made a difference in your life in some way. They now reside in sports purgatory, trying to find their place in "real life" with a dream of making it in professional sports. And wherever they are, and whatever they do, they deserve your support and respect.

Now Read This

​This everyday stuff ain't easy kids. You've got to respect the dedicated bloggers. There are sooooo many out there with regular and original content, especially those with Michigan ties. For those that have been under a rock, and because my blogroll is embarassingly small, here's a few of my daily reads that keep me informed and inspire the ideas for what you often see here:


  • MGoBlog: Like I need to send you here. Simply the best.

  • Michigan Football Saturdays: Lots of great flashbacks and great analysis. Also a Lloyd lover and a fellow Pirate that has covered yours truly on occasion.

  • Autumn Thunder: Pure fun. Plus I'm quoted on the front page. Notice my self-indulgent theme here.

  • Michigan Sports Center: Like a young Mr. Cook with his amazing analysis fresh out of high school. He's proof that the future is bright in the Michigan blogging world.

  • Straight Bangin': Can't decide if it's a hip hop blog posing as a Michigan blog or vice versa...either way I love it.

  • The Blog That Yost Built: Hockey heavy and very well written, you should be going here every day through the Frozen Four.


Hope you enjoy them all and click their ads for posterity.