Godfather Just Wants to Have Fun

​About once a week, the planning committee has a conference call with the menu organization team.  Translation:  I talk to the Godfather.  This week, The Godfather expressed displeasure with the verbose tone of the recent posts on UMTailgate.com.  "Not enough fun," he said.

Despite retiring at a very young age and leeching a living off of Red Grandma, The Godfather is a very busy person.  He takes out the garbage, he does the grocery shopping in nearby South Bend, he buys Michigan stuff on ebay, he puts gas in the lawnmower so Red Grandma can cut the grass, and most importantly, he schedules "events."  Not being allowed by Red Grandma to mix a Captain and Coke when alone, these "events" give the Godfather the freedom to imbibe.

He hasn't had an open weekend since 1973.

Recently, one of the Godfather's "events" took him to the Four Winds Casino in New Buffalo.  In between appointments with the one armed bandits, he bumped into Hall of Fame Coach Mike Ditka.  They talked for a while (I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall for that exchange) with Godfather most likely divulging his entire life story, and Ditka revealing that his morning winnings totalled in the six-figure range...which I am sure was just a bit over what The Godfather had won.

Fun.

This weekend, he will make the trek accross the state to Comerica Park for the Saturday night Tiger game.  I will join him there at some point and there will likely be some more fun...and casinos...and maybe even some fresh pics for the site.  Stay tuned.

Canadian Michigan Fans Giving Life and Limb for Season Tickets

Brian remarked today in the Fanhouse that of the 84 handicap seats that are being added to the Big House for next season, only 14 have been sold.  Marty Bodnar says these seats are for handicap patrons only, so they are trying to get the word out to the handicapped community.  Meanwhile, I was on the waiting list for 6 years before I got the privilege of being able to purchase 2 seats in section 9.  Brian jokes...

Keep this in mind if you see a headline like "UNEXPLAINED RASH OF AMPUTATIONS ACROSS MICHIGAN" sometime in the next couple months.

Funny?  Yes.  Until you see this...

A woman on a beach near Campbell River, a fishing town on Vancouver Island, discovered a right foot inside a black Adidas men's running shoe, witness Sandra Malone told AFP.

"You could see the two bones coming up out of the shoe," said Malone, who manages a tourist campground 220 kilometers (137 miles) northwest of Vancouver. "It's just the bone and a lot of seaweed around the ankle," she said.


They even went with Adidas in celebration of the latest athletic department contract.  And I thought that the $500 I dropped on OSU tix in 2006 was a sacrafice!  These are the real fans.  O' Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Weekend Roundup, Girls In Uniform Edition: Monday, June 16, 2008

  • Brian Williams of the NBC Nightly News took a moment to jab at Ann Arbor and your Wolverines at a commencement address. (via MVictors) Why is he so pro-Columbus? Because after stints at Brookdale Community College, George Washington University, and the Catholic University of America, he surfaced without a degree. Enter The Ohio State University, who was more than willing to pony up one of their worthless pieces of paper bestowing upon B-Dub an honorary Docterit of Journalizem. That finally answers the question "Are they just giving degrees away?" Not that you're watching his broadcasts, but if you find yourself forgetting to change the channel after My Name is Earl...now would be the time.

  • Brian Cook of MGoBlog fame posts at his other venue The Fanhouse about "Ohio State: where you can wear a blue diaper in a creepy clinical environment... and have it broadcast to the world!." Seriously, this IS creepy. Why is this footage available? They can't tell me about a college player's injury because of privacy concerns, but they can show me everything short of TP turning his head and coughing.

  • What all the ladies have been waiting for...the Kirk Herbstreit sextape. (via EDSBS)

  • The Toledo Blade covers Michigan's "Life Without Hart" because Ohio is really more concerned with Michigan football then they are with the Buckeyes being the Buffalo Bills of college athletics. One poignant piece of info in this article: Mike Hart went 1005 carries without a fumble, which is the most impressive stat in the history of sport.

  • The Sporting News gives you the top ten mascots you'd want on your side in a barfight. #4 on the list is the beloved Wolverine, which has "a legendarily horrific odor, can eat frozen meat off the bone with ease and possess such disproportionate strength...can take down a moose in the right circumstances." Bring on the Moose.

  • Epke Udoh has officially transferred to Baylor. (via UMHoops) Let's wish Epke the best of luck in surviving the rigors of Baylor Basketball.

  • Full coverage on the "depths" of Michigan Football at Sunday Morning QB. It's a pretty good preseason primer that references Athlon's prediction that Utah, Michigan State, ND, and Purdue are automatic wins. That's some funny stuff right there.

  • We've got uni's. MGoBlog with the help of the fanbase has uncovered the new Adidas jerseys. Even better, they were found draped over boobs at the Michigan Football Women's Academy. Home hereAway here. I can't believe I have to buy another jersey.

Tubatorial: Making the Past the Present

by Robert Haddad

A common way to test the value of our traditions is by comparing them to our present day experiences. If they resemble the past, or what we know of as the past then we tend to appreciate them more. We pay equal attention to that which we've never seen. But in order to determine value we usually need certain parameters to act as measuring sticks. To say "he's good but not as good as..."

What's fascinating when we incorporate sports into the conversation is that we tend to rely heavily on championships. Our fondest memories tend to emanate from our most extreme experiences. Winning a championship or a heart breaking loss. Joy and pain are shared emotions. But obviously to maintain a level of reverence, one must be successful.

So when we look back on the past eras of Michigan football we hold certain coaches near and dear to our hearts because of their accomplishments, but let us not forget to include the timing in which they arrived as factors of our fondness. No doubt their success drives our foundation and our culture but their success most frequently is predicated on the fact that they followed failure.

Earlier this week we took a look back at the contributions of Gary Moeller. A man who actually had timing on his side. No doubt his task was daunting. He was in the unenviable position of having to follow a legend but he had the resources and tradition that were laid before him by someone who not only redefined an already established tradition but resurrected the program after a brief down period. Bo was handed the keys to a vintage car in need of a tune up. Gary Moeller inherited that same car with a complete overhaul but same classic looks. All he had to do was drive straight. And sometimes that's the hardest way to drive. So Gary, much like many who follow in the footsteps of an icon acted as a bridge to a new generation. And instead of being able to crest his own wave he had to pass and let someone else try.

Enter Lloyd Carr. A non-descript assistant who had put in more years coaching as an assistant than his players had on earth. He was not what the fan base was looking for. But timing was everything. Whether his success came with the help of Moeller's recruits or not, Lloyd coached Michigan to it's first National Championship in 50 years. His success always revolved around that fact. What will be interesting to see is if Lloyd Carr will in fact act as a bridge to Rich Rodriguez or if he will be the second wave of our most recent run of success.

The talent level during the Lloyd Carr era is unparalleled. And our current age of information may be why we have less appreciation for Lloyd. Because we know what talent was available and the perception was they were undercoached. Will Rich Rod have the same talent and do more? Where do the expectations lie and when can we fairly evaluate the impact Lloyd had on this program? When Bo retired there was never a question of his value. For some reason Lloyd's is still in doubt.

Way Back When-sday: In Some Bizzaro World, Andy Moeller is Coaching the Wolverines

At the end of the 1989 football season, legendary coach Bo Schembechler decided to hang it up and pass the reigns to his good friend and long time assistant Gary Moeller. Gary Moeller had run the gamut of assistant coaching duties, from quarterback's coach to defensive back's coach, from offensive coordinator to defensive coordinator. Signs were good that a smooth transition was upon us. Even the names on the headsets would need little adjustment as a torn piece of athletic tape that served as designation of the man in charge required only a change in stroke from the sharpie marker. Bo to Mo.

Coach Moeller would go on to nurture the athletic prowess of some of the most prominent names in Michigan history: Desmond Howard, Tyrone Wheatley, Erick Anderson, Derrick Alexander, Elvis Grbac, Tim Biakabutuka, and even Johnny Cleveland's personal favorite, Tripp Welborne. Moeller also coached the team to three consecutive Big Ten titles in his first three seasons, building on Schembechler's 2 consecutive before the coaching change, for a grand total of FIVE CONSECUTIVE BIG TEN TITLES. A record that is unheard of in modern day football in any conference. Of note, four of those five titles were outright titles. Since 1980, only 18 of 28 Big Ten titles have gone unshared...of which 8 belong to Michigan, while the Buckeyes have only 3. But I digress...

Following the 1994 season, Coach Moeller's legacy began to be questioned. He was now dealing with a team that was comprised solely of players that he had recruited, and with limited success in terms of the great Michigan expectations. 1993 and 1994 were consecutive 4-loss seasons, each including 3 losses in conference. As for non-conference, a loss to Notre Dame in 1993 spoiled a preseason #1 vs. #2 matchup (T-Bone and I in attendance as pre-freshman) and The 1994 Hail Mary, well, we all know what that did.

On April 28th, 1995, Gary Moeller was coming off of a month of spring practice and found himself at Excalibur restaurant in Southfield, Michigan. If the rumors we heard on campus hold true, a good portion of a bottle of Grand Mariner later, Gary dropped a c-bomb on a waitress and began to act a bit unruly, prompting the arrival of Southfield's finest. Gary put his hands on an officer, which I implore you-the-reader to never do if in a similar situation...and the rest, they say, is history. A.D. Joe Roberson took swift action, and in the opinion of many, over-action, suspending Coach Moeller indefinitely before forcing resignation. All of this happened a full week before he was arraigned on the charges in question. Why?

The accounts depict a 54-year-old man loosed of all self-control, smashing drink glasses on his table, singing loudly and attempting to dance with women after his wife, Ann, left the restaurant to wait for him in their car. By the time police arrived at 10:16, the table at which the Moellers were seated had been served a dozen drinks. After punching an officer in the chest, Moeller was arrested and charged with disorderly conduct and assault and battery, to which he pleaded no contest on Monday. But it was a tape recording police made of Moeller at nearby Providence Hospital, where they took him for fear he was suffering from alcohol poisoning, that shows a man alternately abusive, tearful, incoherent and relentlessly vulgar—and that ultimately forced him to resign the next day from his $130,000-a-year coaching job, which he had held for five years.

 

Enter Mitch Album, who wrote about how unfair the "firing" was in both the Freep and The Sporting News. His arguments do make some sense, which is more than I can usually say for ol' Mitch.

If the Wolverines had fewer losses in the previous two years, like 1 or 2, and if the team looked like it was gearing up for a National Title or even Big Ten title run...would we have seen the exit of Gary Moeller? It's tough to make the claim that the move was donor motivated. Then again...it's tough to claim it wasn't. Sports Illustrated's weekly column "This Week's Sign of the Apocalypse"would offer this gem:

 

One hundred twenty copies of the police report detailing the drunk-and-disorderly conduct that led to the arrest of former Michigan coach Gary Moeller were sold, at $15 each, during the first month the report was advertised in an Ohio State sports bulletin.

 

I'd hate to see the wildfire-like spread of that type of document in the internet era. No doubt that the term Moellered would have seen more press.

 

I remember with great accuracy Lloyd Carr's press conference when he was introduced as the interim head coach. Gary was his friend. He had this job because of opportunities Gary gave him in Illinois. Lloyd was angry...really angry. He had great disdain for the administration. In fact, that first press conference might have featured the most outspoken version of Lloyd Carr we ever got to see. Perhaps it was that reaction that put him on media lockdown for the bulk of his career.

In the middle of the 1995 season, following the worst win in history, a 5-0 victory over Purdue, the interim tag was removed. Two seasons later, Charles Woodson would win the Heisman, and Michigan would win the National Championship.

Without that one fateful evening, Lloyd Carr, only 4 years younger than Gary, would have never seen the field as a head coach. We can only wonder what the future would have entailed for the Michigan program, Coach Moeller, and his son Andy, a player that became a coach under Carr and just last year refused a breathalyser during a traffic stop. Perhaps we would be talking about the smooth transition from father to son, from Gary to Andy, the handing down of the reigns to the next generation. Perhaps we would have never had to ponder this statement made by Coach Mo in a 1997 interview:

I think Tom Goss is a great individual who will do a fine job at Michigan. He is not only a very good businessman, but he is very sincere and talented and through his honesty he has a lot to offer to the University. I think he is a wonderful choice.

 

Perhaps we'd be talking about a 60-year National Championship drought as well.