Fill In Your Own Un-funny Chicken Reference Here
/Given the opponent, and clinging to the assumption that they are, in fact, not shitty, the first half of Saturday's game was the best in several years. Not since ND 2006 do I remember going to the break so satisfied. The second half was a different story, as the luck of the Irish appeared to arrive in the form a scripted Michigan collapse. We did nearly everything possible to let them back in. One minute we were starting a drive to go up by 21, and the next minute, Rees was threading needles on a drive to tie the game. Poor playcalling, avoiding a safety by gifting a touchdown, shanked punts, out of bounds kickoffs...did Notre Dame begin a drive on Saturday that started further out than the 50 yard line? But somehow, we held. There was just enough defense, just enough holds, just enough field goals instead of touchdowns to get us an 11-point victory. It will sound cliché, but it really wasn't that close. Brian Kelly was grossly outcoached. It's not often you can say that a team lost the battle at the line of scrimmage on both sides of the ball, but still won the game. I guess you should never underestimate the power of a good scheme, and talent in the right places at the right time....or quarterbacks that wear numbers greater than 90.
On offense, the middle was closed. An early end around and a patented Lloyd Carr reverse seemed to loosen things up a bit, as did some wide receiver screens and quick outs...though I despise the latter. At some point we flipped the switch to the RichRod offense, and a read-option look that worked at times...though there were a few times that the D-Line penetration forced the read to reveal that either option was bad. Going back and watching the broadcast, I was surprised to see that Devin was knocked around a lot. He is pretty damn good at standing in the pocket under pressure, especially before he was told he could run, also known as the "Turn Him F*&king Loose Brady" offense which I asked for (repeatedly) in Dallas. Man, I'm starting to realize I get drunk more often than I'd like to remember. Anyway, once he was released to run on his own accord, there were just too many options for ND to deal with. Read-option, RichRod, regular run, pocket pass, random scramble...you can't defend that. And they didn't. 41 points got put up on a senior-laden defensive squad loaded with some solid NFL type talent.
Defensively, it was classic Michigan bend don't break. The line seemed to get pushed back at the snap, but BK didn't seem to want to take advantage of it. Did anybody else feel like we got gashed every time they ran the ball? Not sure why they didn't try to do that all day. Rees threw some great passes on Saturday. People were open, but not by much, and the number of times someone was wide open were few...maybe none. I feel like every reception was a step from being batted down, and was met with a nearly immediate hit. Michigan gave up some yards, probably a few too many, but only 23 points...7 of which came on a bullshit tip. All in all, a pretty good day....
The Tailgate...
The tailgate was ridiculous, technically going for 18.5 hours if you include the game, and featured chicken-pun-laden specialties and a 30 pound pile of fried catfish in honor of Lennay. In between, reuben egg rolls dipped in some kind of magical horseradish sauce, kettle corn, and a pile of pea-meal bacon from our friends from Canada. Crazy? Yes, crazy.
Let's do it again next week...Under the Sun Part 1: Akron. Ugh. Somebody wake me up when we get to East Lansing. Never mind, I'm sure I'll smell the syphilis.
GO BLUE!
Staff Predictions: Notre Dame
/Tuba:
Tuba once ranted and hinted at racism in South Bend while picking apart Charlie Weiss's contract. And his prediction for tomorrow...
Michigan 31 - Notre Dame 20
Johnny Cleveland:
First, I give you Johnny's Notre Dame preview from 2006. Then I give you his prediction for tomorrow:
Michigan 21 - Notre Dame 13
The Webmaster:
My recap of last year's loss. And my prediction for tomorrow...
Michigan 17 - Notre Dame 13
Way Back When-sday Pic of the Week
/Please note: This level of posting frequency will not be maintained...but if you spend any time here, you know that. It seems the internet is all a buzz with pictures of the drunken fat man passed out in front of a pile of beans, so if you are here for the first time gawking at my manliness, welcome. Anyway....
Pushing this WBW out a little early for historical anniversary purposes... On this date (September 3rd) in 2005, Michigan defeated Northern Illinois 33-17, and both Bubba and Stephen became the first members of our group to cross the century mark for consecutive home and away games. Stephen hasn't missed one since, and Bubba has missed only one (and only because he was in the hospital).
Stephen broke the 200 game mark at last year's Outback Bowl, and it hasn't been properly recognized...so I will recognize it here. RECOGNIZE: The last game he missed was the Outback Bowl at the end of the 1996 season. Wow.
Hats off to the both of them, and GO BLUE!
Weekend Round Up, Catfish Week Edition: September 3, 2013
/Here's what happened around the Michigan internets this weekend while you organized your Barbie Dolls:
- Gameday is coming to Ann Arbor for Under the Lights Part Deux. Herbie will continue his "Les Miles will be the head coach" style sabotage by picking us to win...in the hopes of motivating Notre Dame.
- Here's the whole damn basketball schedule from UMHoops. Puerto Rico, Durham, Ames, and Brooklyn are all on the menu before the Big Ten season starts.
- Revenge game #1 is on deck, and we (so far) have not participated in the pre-game banter with the Irish. Also, MeatChicken = Michigan reference. 8th grade insults abound!
- Last year's game in South Bend sucked.
- Maize and Brew posted a very solid twitter roundup from Saturday's action.
- ...and some CMU game action photos from MVictors.
- For the rest of the results from Big Ten country , The Big House Blog has your summary...and a reminder that this conference still sucks.
- Maize and Go Blue takes a first look at Notre Dame.






