Weekend Roundup: This is it Edition - 10/16/2012

Here's what happened around the internet while the people at Ann Arbor's German Park tried to sell you ​on the idea that it was a Chaplin mustache back then:

Weekend Roundup, Homecoming Edition: 10/9/2012

​Purdue was about an hour further away than I remember.  And the time zone doesn't change there anymore.  Maybe it never did, I don't know.  Also, the away fans were not in the bleachers, at least I wasn't.  Plus, Michigan kicked Purdue's ass.  Denard didn't throw an interception.  Maybe it was all a dream?  

Here's what happened around the internets while the coaches decided to make the Big Ten into the Big East:

Staff Predictions for Purdue

Hey, a bye week is a bye week.  Bite me.​

Tuba says:

Back to the drawing board coming off the bye. I can't imagine 1. going 2-3 to start the season, 2. losing to Purdue more than once every 10 years and C. the offense not getting their shit together.

Plus, if Romney can struggle to get his own party's nomination and then obliterate the incumbent, Michigan can surely turn things around despite what appears to be a bleak outlook.

Michigan 31 Purdue 21

The Webmaster Says:

We don't lose Big Ten openers coming off a bye week (just a guess...not sure if we have even ever opened the Big Ten season coming off a bye).  But we also never play well in Ross-Ade.  However, we should be able to get some kind of offensive rhythm going against a defense that is susceptible to a halfway decent offense, which is what we have when we're not being stupid.  Purdue will find a way to keep it close for a while, but barring any hook-and-laterals and assuming Denard will not be given the option to throw five passes let alone five interceptions...I think this is where we announce our intention to compete in this shitty league.

Michigan 38 - Purdue 16​